If the above avatar attacked you, what would you do?

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Death by Snoo Snoo. Definatley.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Run away.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Put him on a long enough timeline.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

"There are no shoes in Fight Club."

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Take the power of Tabuu!!!
*owns*

 

[Robert632]

Throw a rock at his magic butterfly wings, then proceed to kick him in the ribs untill he crys ucle.

 

[Protocol95]

Oh great, i'm having seizures, being attacked by an incredibly agile cat and drowning. Oh well, kitty neck snap!

 

[Glamorgan]

I think I've answered this to this very guy a number of times. It's still the same response:

RUUUUUN AWAAAAAAY!

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Fight back (Scott Pilgrim versus Tyler Durden would be a truly epic battle).

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Throw rocks at him.
or something.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Eat the rocks.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Throw sand.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Spit the rocks at her and eat the sand (it's just smaller rocks).

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Wash his mouth out with his own soap.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Wash his mouth out with nitro glycerine.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Give him a fake cigar... Full of arsenic.

 

[Discord]

Laugh and Howl and scare them off.