If the above avatar attacked you, what would you do?

[MachoFern]

Turn that frown upside down

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Kill it with fire!

 

[oblivion220791]

EPIC Headbutt!!!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Seduce!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Look down at her in disdain.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Get more Pokeballs.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Steal clothes.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Not sure.

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

Probably get beaten up, then (just before death) push her (him?) into a garbage grinder.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd pull out a laser pistol and shoot him before he could pull out his silenced assassin SMG.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Choose Pikachu.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

White magic, Holy. Use Haste to avoid Ice magic.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Choose Goku.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Tell his ship that I'm breaking up with her.

 

[Lust]

Wait until they start blasting off again.

 

[AvsJoe]

Flee. Or maybe punch it in the nose.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Make an omelet.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Use a gun that shoots the souls of the fallen and red matter.

 

[AvsJoe]

I would put on my +5 rubber boots of escaping and flee before I get toasted, microwaved, and flash-fried.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Eggs. Sunny side up.