If the above avatar attacked you, what would you do?

[Protocol95]

Too bad I told sage you're ovepowered!

Edit: If you do not know, Sage is a programmer at Bungie who is said to nerf everything that he hears is overpowered.

 

[Sacman]

Bust out Brazilian Sub-Zero to fight him off...

Spoiler

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Probably turn it off; giving me a seizure

 

[Protocol95]

I'd do that cartoon thing where I run so far I disappear leaving behind a cloud resembing my body.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Kick him in the crutch then run.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Stand still.
His sight is based on movement

 

[Protocol95]

Punch him in the face and steal his hat.

 

[Paksenarrion]

*opens the door just as you run into it*
Hi guys, what's going on? I-
*looks down at unconscious body*
...oh. I'll be going now...
*awkwardly closes the door and leaves*

 

[Ashsaver]

Distract him/her with my freshly baked cookies,then Tony Jaa'd 'em!

 

[Protocol95]

Another realistic answer:

Shit! Why'd you hit me? That really, really hurt! What the hell could've compelled you to an innocent person?

 

[Glamorgan]

Run awaaaay!

 

[Protocol95]

I'm sorry I haven't seen Scott Pilgrim yet! I'll... I'll see it later!

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

It's not the strangest thing I've found in my bath.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What, exactly, did I do to incur your wrath, sir?

 

[Protocol95]

Stop looking. I don't care if i'm being attacked, red eyes creep me out.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Stop looking, as that is just creepy.

 

[Zirat]

Grab her guitar and beat her with it.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Take the guitar back and destroy him with my otherworldly powers of rock.

 

[Zirat]

Jump into my jet, do a fly by and drop a MOAB on her and her concert.

 

[BoosterGold]

Use portals to remove the engines from the jet