If the above avatar attacked you, what would you do?

[Zeromaeus]

Die. Isaac is unstoppable.

 

[Robert632]

Bash his skull in with a chair.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I would use Dragon's Crest. You would die.

 

[Protocol95]

Stupid kid, it ain't halloween! Scram!

Edit: Now I feel old.

 

[AvsJoe]

I would scream and run like a little girl. That thing looks scary and menacing.

 

[Timotei]

I'd have to discuss with myself, my own ability to defend myself....from eggs.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Shave so no hair strokey for you.

 

[Knife-28]

Throw green eggs and ham at you.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Take on an entire society? I'm fairly sure that's cheating.
Well they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit... so with a higher form!

 

[Dectomax]

Be highly confused as to why some strange man would randomly attack me? Then continue to pummel him with a rather large stick.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Lemme see, big power-armored dude with a huge gun? Hmmm, run like hell.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I'd stand there. Let him fall deep into the pixel vortex.

 

[Zirat]

Turn off the screen he is broadcasted on

 

[Sliverwings]

Well Ammy would whoop his ass

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Steal the shield.

 

[SoloStoffe]

Start dancing the caramell dance.

 

[Sliverwings]

Use the Celestial Brush

 

[Dancingman]

Smack him with a rolled up newspaper, bad Japanese wolf deity bad!

 

[hyperhammy]

Force choke, FOO'!!!

 

[Zirat]

Stomp on it