If the above avatar attacked you, what would you do?

[Dancingman]

Send TIE Interceptors to shoot him down, then I will ask him the location of the hidden Rebel base.

 

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[Dectomax]

Draw a happy face on him.

 

[Disaster Button]

Paint him pink and force him to waltz with me.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Fire when ready.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Sing or something.

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[Cinnamonfloss]

Cry.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Fuck her like she hasn't been since grade school.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Cry again and possibly call the police.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Laugh when the police got there, and it turned out they were a part of project mayhem.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

DAMMIT.
I would...
Shake my fist.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Would let her watch me blow up the credit card buildings.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Would bring popcorn.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Would get the forum game back on track.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I'd probably rip your heart out. Sorry about that.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Punch him back.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Would yell at you for firing a gun at your imaginary friend next to 40 gallons of nitroglycerine.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Decapitate you. Self control = not my avatar's strong point.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Would laugh at how he does not know how to kill me and is trying to make his avatar seem scarier by reiterating his supposed mental instabillity.