If the above avatar attacked you, what would you do?

[The Man With the Soap]

Tear him a mouth.

 

[Discord]

*looked confused*

*growl*

*Bite neck, kill and eat*

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Throw a stick.

 

[BoosterGold]

end him into an infinite portal loop then eat cake.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Try and steal his hat.

 

[Dancingman]

Send Lord Vader to deal with him.

See what I did there?

Well technically I boss Vader around.

OT: You again! I send the Imperial fleet to bombard her hometown just to make sure.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Alter the local data and place him in suspended animation.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Run away. Far away.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Lock him in a box.
FOREVER

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Call the police.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

POLICE, POLICE, POLICE..

 

[The Man With the Soap]

@Xpwn & Cinnamon: The police are part of Project Mayhem. They will do you no good.

Piss in his soup.

 

[xmbts]

I'd get the hedge clippers.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Make him blow up some buildings for me.