If the above avatar attacked you, what would you do?

[Protocol95]

All in the title.

I can't answer for a rather obvious reason.

 

[Zirat]

He seen's rather top heavy. Trip him up and run

 

[Protocol95]

Kick him off of that chair and attack him with it.

 

[Skorpyo]

I'd probably just die. No matter what.

 

[Sliverwings]

Throw him in the fireplace
Damn books...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Use my alien wizard powers to banish him to furry hell.

 

[The Tommunist]

beat her (?) up. She doesnt look to hard.

 

[SteakHeart]

Absorb him into nothingness.

 

[Skorpyo]

Throw him in the fireplace
Damn books...

It isn't a book. Why does everyone think I'm a book?

See? SEE!?

OT: I'd run away to his biggest adversary, the "Stop" sign.

 

[Protocol95]

Be confused as to how he even attacked me.

 

[Skorpyo]

Be confused as to how he even attacked me.

Self-propelled ninja-star! HYA!

 

[Kiwi Shizz]

you look metallic, melt you...no hard feelings

 

[SteakHeart]

Throw him in the fireplace
Damn books...

It isn't a book. Why does everyone think I'm a book?

See? SEE!?

OT: I'd run away to his biggest adversary, the "Stop" sign.

That's just it, that isn't my avatar.

That's what's on its holding cell. Imagine something so horrible, it can't be comprehended. It could destroy the world at any moment. IT has to be constantly kept in a coma, and a single sight of it can drive a man insane.

OT: Smash it with a bannanaphone.

 

[Protocol95]

Simply mutter, "Oh sh..." before a likely death.

 

[Sliverwings]

Expose him to the magic of Jpop
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[Xpwn3ntial]

Imagine something so horrible, it can't be comprehended. It could destroy the world at any moment. IT has to be constantly kept in a coma, and a single sight of it can drive a man insane.

Nyarlathotep?

OT: Cast fireball.

 

[SteakHeart]

@Xpwn3ntial: Something like that. It goes by many names. But mortals call him... *Static*

OT: Flamethrower.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Laugh: It's a sign; it can't do anything

 

[MellowFellow]

I would put on my ring and use the schwartz to zap him in the groin (hopefully you are a guy, otherwise my attack might fail...)

 

[Protocol95]

I'd just push him over and walk away.