if the above avatar broke into my house I would:

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oh, whose a cute wittle wabbit, do u want a cawwot or some facahhhhhh! my face! Eeeeeeek, the rabbit turned into Justin Beaber!
 

Fury Is Me.

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Avoid the biohazard
Try to fiure out to Inconsistant topoogy
Avoid the autonomous object.
Destroy the existential threat.
The memetic threat.
Cuddle the sentient object.
Fist fight the violent Sentient object.
Wear rubber around the electric shock.
Wear a biohazard suit around the radioactive threat
Get sucked into a black hole.
Avoid the self replicating object.
 

i don't know

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I just took swimmers ear drops, so it feels really awkward to type with my head facing sideways,
oh and I would hug her ^_^
 

SteakHeart

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I would lock him in a room with SCP-173. [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173] "Sweet dreams!"
 

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Feed her an aphrodaisiac and lock her in a room with SCP-071. [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-071]
 

SteakHeart

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@Hail Fire: That's just it. That isn't my avatar.

That's what's on its holding cell.

Inside the cell, inside that wall of cement, is something so horrible no man can comprehend. Something that could end the universe if it so much as blinked. Something that, if seen, can drive a man to gouging out his own eyes. It is contantly kept in a coma, and every time people come in to repair the machine that keeps it unconscious, they are sent home in a casket. It is known by only SCP-5698. AKA, the most horrible four numbers in the universe.

OT: Something unspeakable.