if the above avatar broke into my house I would:

[Stone Wera]

Blast her with with rainbows. That'll teach you! Those stains'll never come out!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Tell him to clean up the rainbows he spilled all over my bathroom floor.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Hide!
-FARD
Use the power of metal!
-FARDs boyfreind.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Smack her silly.
-Braille
Smack him silly.
-Operatic

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Delete him. Again.

 

[Zirat]

Ask her why she keeps bringing her chair back in and proceed to vacate her out the nearest window

 

[i don't know]

is that a, no it can't be, no I won't! aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Must grab knife, Noooo, it cut of my remaining hand, maybe if I, ow mah tongue *slice, slice, slice*!

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

look at my avi; it's obvious

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I'd ask him why he was running around in a Spiderman costume and tuxedo.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would ask how he speaks.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

With my pixels.

OT: I'd tell Kyon on her!

 

[Stone Wera]

I'd get hypnotized and burn my house down.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would observe the action of regurgitating water-refracting light from the clown's mouth.

@Braille: Please. Do not tell Kyon... Tell Kyon what?

 

[Sliverwings]

Point them to Braille's house

 

[BrailleOperatic]

@Xpwn: Tell him you broke into my house. He won't be too happy with you.

OT: I'd see his red avatar and want to paint him black.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

He would work internally with perfect harmony.

@Braille: Kyon will believe me when I deny it.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I would offer her the chance to stay so I could tell all my mates that I'm rooming with Yuki.

Yuki's too honest to deny things. Just look at the Endless Eight.

 

[Shanaar]

Ignore it, and continue sleeping.

 

[tmo99]

Fire Mah Lazor.