If the Escapist was a city?

[Doc Incognito]

It would be like a normal city, but twice as big to accommodate Hubilub's ego. And all the streets would be really clean.

Like Mirror's Edge?

Yeah, but with gentler ruling and less free-running.

Less free running? But I already had my special split-toed shoes and glasses that make everything I need to run on red...

 

[Tharwen]

It would be like a normal city, but twice as big to accommodate Hubilub's ego. And all the streets would be really clean.

Like Mirror's Edge?

Yeah, but with gentler ruling and less free-running.

Less free running? But I already had my special split-toed shoes and glasses that make everything I need to run on red...

Oh...

[sub]Pssst! Someone help me out here![/sub]

We're... We're just setting up the free-running course, so if you'll follow me this way...

 

[capin Rob]

If the escapist were a city it would be run by yhatzee

 

[Tharwen]

If the escapist were a city it would be run by yhatzee

No no no!

Yahtzee would do all of the public announcements, but behind the scenes...

Kuliani...

 

[Shru1kan]

It would be built on rock n' roll!!!

Hey, I like that song and I'm only 18...

 

[Doc Incognito]

It would be like a normal city, but twice as big to accommodate Hubilub's ego. And all the streets would be really clean.

Like Mirror's Edge?

Yeah, but with gentler ruling and less free-running.

Less free running? But I already had my special split-toed shoes and glasses that make everything I need to run on red...

Oh...

[sub]Pssst! Someone help me out here![/sub]

We're... We're just setting up the free-running course, so if you'll follow me this way...

Why thank you kind sir! Now I'll just need to make sure my respawner is on, so when I inevitably fall to my death, I will be revived!

OH! The Escapolis should have complimentary respawners!

 

[a stranger]

Well, the mods would carry guns. And instead of kicking out trolls, they'd just shoot them in the face.

It would be a paradise of happiness, laughter and sexiness.

Where did the sexiness come from? I have no damn clue.

This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] wouldn't be allowed to stay.

how come i hurt anyone on purpose unless you pay me but i doubt it.

 

[SuperGilfer]

It would be like a normal city, but twice as big to accommodate Hubilub's ego. And all the streets would be really clean.

Like Mirror's Edge?

Yeah, but with gentler ruling and less free-running.

Less free running? But I already had my special split-toed shoes and glasses that make everything I need to run on red...

Oh...

[sub]Pssst! Someone help me out here![/sub]

We're... We're just setting up the free-running course, so if you'll follow me this way...

Why thank you kind sir! Now I'll just need to make sure my respawner is on, so when I inevitably fall to my death, I will be revived!

OH! The Escapolis should have complimentary respawners!

Every word you speak makes me like this city more and more.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

If The Escapist was a city, it'll be...

like Metru Nui from bionicle; a utopia of different districts and hard working middle class residents with multiple enforcers to keep order.

 

[Asturiel]

It would be built on rock n' roll!!!

...You young people don't get it do you?

Whats that? Couldn't hear you over the black president, rap, anime, internet, and girls dressing real skimpy like!
[sub]Did I fail or win there? I think I failed, but lets see![/sub]

Actually, I think it would be a lot like my home town. A nice, pleasant place to live in, but filled with a bunch of pretentious people that think they are superior to all other people and places, ignorant to all of the naive fools running around causing trouble. I'm not trying to insult anyone, that's just how I view the Escapist. Hell I'm probably pretentious without even realizing it.

Thank you for saving me the time of saying that good sir *tips hat*.

Me? I would likely be a scisophrenic person everybody just forgets about when he changes, hanging out in PRIATE and the Escapist Faction, more or less for the protection. Wandering in and out of the city every now and then.

and MaxTheReaper would be Sauron.

What? All good cities have a Sauron.

Well duh! Otherwise it would be too nice, and things would spiral inwards until we all are killing mice who look at us funny.
Not that that isn't happening already

 

[Doc Incognito]

It would be like a normal city, but twice as big to accommodate Hubilub's ego. And all the streets would be really clean.

Like Mirror's Edge?

Yeah, but with gentler ruling and less free-running.

Less free running? But I already had my special split-toed shoes and glasses that make everything I need to run on red...

Oh...

[sub]Pssst! Someone help me out here![/sub]

We're... We're just setting up the free-running course, so if you'll follow me this way...

Why thank you kind sir! Now I'll just need to make sure my respawner is on, so when I inevitably fall to my death, I will be revived!

OH! The Escapolis should have complimentary respawners!

Every word you speak makes me like this city more and more.

Thankee very much. That means I should probably stop speaking before I screw something up.

 

[Super Toast]

The Escapist seems to be full of polite people. Note the "seem". I don't what this site will become if the mods didn't take their jobs seriously. But besides that, I sort of pictured this site sort of like City 17, but in a good way. What do you think the Escapist would be like if it was a city?

It would depend...who would be mayor? Who's in charge?

Neonbob would be Mayor and Furburt would be the first lady.

 

[Pegghead]

Spoiler: The whole place would look like this

And everywhere you went the song "Metropolis" from the Ren and Stimpy soundtrack would play.

But if you were to turn any other unmentiona/b/le website into a city you might come across a bit of mis4-no i'm done with that joke-in the form of something akin to this.

 

[Tharwen]

It would be like a normal city, but twice as big to accommodate Hubilub's ego. And all the streets would be really clean.

Like Mirror's Edge?

Yeah, but with gentler ruling and less free-running.

Less free running? But I already had my special split-toed shoes and glasses that make everything I need to run on red...

Oh...

[sub]Pssst! Someone help me out here![/sub]

We're... We're just setting up the free-running course, so if you'll follow me this way...

Why thank you kind sir! Now I'll just need to make sure my respawner is on, so when I inevitably fall to my death, I will be revived!

OH! The Escapolis should have complimentary respawners!

*AHEM*

Vita-Chambers

 

[Doc Incognito]

It would be like a normal city, but twice as big to accommodate Hubilub's ego. And all the streets would be really clean.

Like Mirror's Edge?

Yeah, but with gentler ruling and less free-running.

Less free running? But I already had my special split-toed shoes and glasses that make everything I need to run on red...

Oh...

[sub]Pssst! Someone help me out here![/sub]

We're... We're just setting up the free-running course, so if you'll follow me this way...

Why thank you kind sir! Now I'll just need to make sure my respawner is on, so when I inevitably fall to my death, I will be revived!

OH! The Escapolis should have complimentary respawners!

*AHEM*

Vita-Chambers

Vita-Chambers are all well and good, but what if two people need to respawn at the same time in the same chamber?
Oh, I guess we'd end up with a Splicer. Or rather, a Splic-ed.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

The only city that would survive a cheeseburger apocalips.

 

[Tharwen]

It would be like a normal city, but twice as big to accommodate Hubilub's ego. And all the streets would be really clean.

Like Mirror's Edge?

Yeah, but with gentler ruling and less free-running.

Less free running? But I already had my special split-toed shoes and glasses that make everything I need to run on red...

Oh...

[sub]Pssst! Someone help me out here![/sub]

We're... We're just setting up the free-running course, so if you'll follow me this way...

Why thank you kind sir! Now I'll just need to make sure my respawner is on, so when I inevitably fall to my death, I will be revived!

OH! The Escapolis should have complimentary respawners!

*AHEM*

Vita-Chambers

Vita-Chambers are all well and good, but what if two people need to respawn at the same time in the same chamber?
Oh, I guess we'd end up with a Splicer. Or rather, a Splic-ed.

Multiple vita-chambers.

And lots of wrenches. Mmmm....