If The Escapist Was a High School...

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The forums have been a bore recently and I haven't seen one of these goofy threads in awhile, so here we go!

If The Escapist was a high school where would you figure into it? Would you be a naive freshman, the lead football star (USA! USA!), the school psychologist or perhaps the janitor? Would you be a player, have a high school sweetheart or be forever alone? What kind of clique would you fit into and who would you consider to be your enemies/rivals? There are a million ways you could describe yourself in this theoretical situation, so I won't even try to list them all off here. Have fun!

Suppose I'll go first... I'd probably be one of those class clowns that most teachers don't actually mind all that much. I'd be in the market for a rebound (or several) as I would likely run against Daystar for class president after a nasty breakup we'd obviously have to go through. As for a clique... I'd probably be a drifter who plays D&D with the nerds at lunch, but enjoys small talk with the cheerleaders after a game.

I'd act very confident and awesome in front of my fellow students, but in reality I'd be somewhat insecure about how others view me and sneak away to the councilor's office frequently to get some sound advice. I'd always campaign to make every school event cat-themed. Also, if I lost the prom king vote I'd probably steal the mic from the principal and start berating everyone for their insolence!
 

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Oh jeez, i'd probably end up hanging out with the nerds and be that one weird guy who has a creepy sense of humour in class.

...which I think sums up most people on this site.

I'd likely be somewhat all over the place, with anime-liking groups (unless they're weaboo's), gamers and others. I won't be involved in official school stuff often either since i'm lazy, don't care and don't want to lose my free time.
 

The Funslinger

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Well, based off how I am in college plus my way on this site...

I'd have friends in every clique. Go to parties, but most of my personal hobbies fit in more with the nerdier cliques.

I suppose given my advisory role to a lot of people I know, I could be a student elect/councillor.
 

Dandark

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I imagine I would be forever alone and not bother talking to people or making friends, kinda like I do now o_O

I doubt it would be very fun but I would just sit in the corner and do my own thing, I wouldn't be one of those kids who get bullied a lot though as I don't much like getting bullied and would probably just go berserk and beat the crap out of anyone who tried to get physical with me.
 

Rastien

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Apparently being a bit older than most i would be the class retard that got held back alot of years.

I would eat books and pretend to be spiderman.
 

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I'd be the creepy guy who seems to like hanging around the school gates a little too much.
 

Berithil

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I think everyone here would be in the "nerds" group :D

I'd probably be the quiet guy who no one ever pays attention to. I have yet to make any sort of impact or impression on the forums (other than the MLP user group)

Oh, and I'd probably also be the guy who is heavily involved with the drama club. I like acting :)
 

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Well, going by my age in relation to the majority of people here I'd probably be the resentful receptionist studying for a degree in my spare time and not giving a shit how many times you kids fake sick notes.

I just hope the teachers wouldn't look down on me. :(
 

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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
That one guy who fucks off every two minutes to "take a piss". Taking a piss obviously means smoking.

No seriously, I have no idea. What do you guys think?
You're the guy people pay to beat up other guys who flirt with their girlfriends. In other words, a smart business man.
 

DugMachine

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I'd be that one kid that rarely talks, has a few friends and just wants to get through the day so he can go home and play vidya.
 

White Lightning

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Hmmm........................... I don't know. I was a bit of a knuckle head in High School, what with all my halirious and completely harmless and always legal shenanigans I would get into.
 

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I'd be in the library, reading a book and generally not worrying about the rest of the student populace. Depending on which clubs were available I'd be in one or two.

Different from what I did the first time in that I thought I was supposed to care about the inane bores I was surrounded with. I still read a lot though. Reading's great.
 

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Random student no.5445321.

RndomCo: "Providing the people to be the backdrop to your life!"
 

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JoJo said:
I'd be the creepy guy who seems to like hanging around the school gates a little too much.
So the shades are used to conceal your identity as a "Big Daddy"?

If I were a few years older than I actually am, then I'd probably be an English teacher. As of right now... probably just the quiet kid who makes friends with tons of people but never hangs out with anyone outside of a few hours after school lets out, like I actually was back in high school.
 

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I'd be the guy that no one really knows, kinda reconises ( by face only )when he pass , but everyone kinda sorta hates and finds incredibly annoying , only making smart comment once in a blue moon . Kinda like here actually .