If The Escapist Was a High School...

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Probably how I was in high school.

That goth chick that wasn't part of the clique and just hanged out with people and cracked dark humor jokes. Be one of the people that ran the chess and Magic club and have possibly do tournaments, which almost happened a few times now that I think about it.

 

[IndomitableSam]

Librarian. ... Of course.

When I did work at schools, I was the one lots of kids came to for advice...

And the one the popular kids hated, because I called them on being assholes and kicked them out of my library all the time. ... It wasn't always warranted, but I just didn't want them in there on principle, because I'm still bitter about my school years and am taking it out on kids young enough to be my own children. So I'm kind of an ass.

Then again, I totally bent over backwards for the geeky and socially inept kids. Always made a point of talking to them and asking about their interests and getting them to help me out behind the desk.

So I basically did everything I wish someone had done for me, and became the librarian I always wished I could have.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'm not sure.

I wouldn't be popular, per se, but I would have a solid group of friends. That's such a boring answer, I had quite a lot of friends in my teenage years but we were all in different schools in the same area.

I'll think in terms of the fantasy Escapist high school, I want to be one of hose stereotypical American bullies.

GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY, NERDS!

 

[Fappy]

GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY, NERDS!

That makes two bullies so far XD

 

[Colour Scientist]

GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY, NERDS!

That makes two bullies so far XD

Sitcoms have led me to believe there can only be one.
I could be a Regina George bully though.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Well you're going to need a cohort who's constantly saying the word "fetch" follow you around!

 

[Colour Scientist]

-Snip-

Well you're going to need a cohort who's constantly saying the word "fetch" follow you around!

Would you be interested in the position? You get to wear a slutty Santa costume!

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Well you're going to need a cohort who's constantly saying the word "fetch" follow you around!

Would you be interested in the position? You get to wear a slutty Santa costume!

Would it make Daystar jelly? If yes, then I'm sold!

 

[Colour Scientist]

-Snip-

Well you're going to need a cohort who's constantly saying the word "fetch" follow you around!

Would you be interested in the position? You get to wear a slutty Santa costume!

Would it make Daystar jelly? If yes, then I'm sold!

Absolutely.

He'll totally want to be us and worship us at the same time.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

The forums have been a bit dull lately actually, what's up with that o.o.

Where would I go..HMM...I'd probably just be that kid that's always around and tries to be everyone's friend but never get's noticed WAH.
Haha blessme.

[sub]bloody hell I get excited whenever I get a message on here though. :'(.[/sub]

 

[Mr. Omega]

Considering I typically hang around the RP section, I'd be someone in some after-school DnD sessions or something like that. Or a LARPing group.

 

[thesilentman]

I'll be the school computer hacker that has no tolerance for those jerk jocks. I really hate some of the jocks' guts sometimes...

 

[Charli]

The quiet well behaved kid who always sits by the window and no one talks too.
Oh wait that was me in real life...


...No wait that's true here too.

 

[Mel Theofficegamergirl]

I'd be that person off in the distance that people come to for advice but the rest of the time be by myself writing or sketching in a notebook. During field trips I'd wander off from the group to do my own thing. Bit of a trouble maker, I'm also the one that throws the wild parties on the weekends. No one suspects me 'cause I'm a "good kid".

 

[AsurasEyes]

I'd be the guy that people recognize by my face, but you forget me the minute you walk away. I'm just there, but I don't have an impact.

Who are you again?

OT: I'd be that kid who talks to the nerds, is captain of the Debate Team, and has no friends outside of school. Also, gets sarcastic with the douchebags.

Captcha: Pick a real word
Choice: ertflityer

Totally legit.

 

[Colour Scientist]

The forums have been a bit dull lately actually, what's up with that o.o.

Where would I go..HMM...I'd probably just be that kid that's always around and tries to be everyone's friend but never get's noticed WAH.
Haha blessme.

[sub]bloody hell I get excited whenever I get a message on here though. :'(.[/sub]

You suck!

There, that's a little yellow 1 next to your mail icon.

[sub] I don't mean it, really. [/sub]

 

[Rip Van Rabbit]

School Psychologist.

The unethical kind. The one that uses your emotional problems to feed his never-ending internal lust granted by your suffering. The one that screws with your life by taking advantage of your vulnerable position in order to feel "pretty".

The kind that invites your mother for a private discussion regarding "concerns" I have about you, only to skin your mother and chase you down the hallways in a makeshift skin-suit wearing the dress upside down, screaming at you "Don't be a bad girl Mary!"

SCHOOL ANNOUNCEMENT: "Monday is mandatory lobotomy day! All trol-...delinquent students report to the school basement"

 

[AsurasEyes]

Librarian. ... Of course.

When I did work at schools, I was the one lots of kids came to for advice...

And the one the popular kids hated, because I called them on being assholes and kicked them out of my library all the time. ... It wasn't always warranted, but I just didn't want them in there on principle, because I'm still bitter about my school years and am taking it out on kids young enough to be my own children. So I'm kind of an ass.

Then again, I totally bent over backwards for the geeky and socially inept kids. Always made a point of talking to them and asking about their interests and getting them to help me out behind the desk.

So I basically did everything I wish someone had done for me, and became the librarian I always wished I could have.

Why aren't there more people like you in the world?

 

[IndomitableSam]

Librarian. ... Of course.

When I did work at schools, I was the one lots of kids came to for advice...

And the one the popular kids hated, because I called them on being assholes and kicked them out of my library all the time. ... It wasn't always warranted, but I just didn't want them in there on principle, because I'm still bitter about my school years and am taking it out on kids young enough to be my own children. So I'm kind of an ass.

Then again, I totally bent over backwards for the geeky and socially inept kids. Always made a point of talking to them and asking about their interests and getting them to help me out behind the desk.

So I basically did everything I wish someone had done for me, and became the librarian I always wished I could have.

Why aren't there more people like you in the world?

There are. I have a twin.

... Honestly? After a couple years at the school they cut my hours and salary basically to force me out - some parents had issues with the attitude I took with handling kids which was basically the way most people were raised. Someone hurts themselves - they probably deserved it by being dumb, "tough" was my usual reply to tears. I told kids they weren't perfect, and let winners be winners and losers be losers. I made kids clean up after themselves, say please and thank you before I would help them, and told them off for being stupid. I would let them read things parents considered inappropriate because I knew the kids could handle it, because I knew the kids. I told children how disappointed and ashamed of them I was when they weren't behaving. And I yelled when they wouldn't listen, and insulted them right back.

... So, basically, I acted like the kind of parent every kid needs. The kids loved me - the parents... not so much.

 

[Dead Seerius]

What I am in real life - the bully.

...NAAAHHH!

A pretty normal guy that most people know for making humorous drawings (not anime, FTR) during class and inexplicably talking his way out of detention on a regular basis.

Despite my smooth-talking, I would not run for school office.

I would run cross-country. The end.

(Anyone else willing to join the team? C'mon. You know how much fun running is.)