If The Escapist Was a High School...

[IndomitableSam]

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God I wish you were my mom, friend, or significant other (not to be creepy )... More people these days need a serious injection of the backbone you seem to have an abundance of. Your kids (if you have any) would probably turn out pretty damn good barring extraordinary circumstances.

Backbone has its good parts and bad parts. I easily offend people, because I say what I think and am pretty harsh. And judgemental. It's the flipside to the shy, insecure girl I was growing up. Soon as I finished school I figured, fuck it, and started being myself. Now I'm an ass to hide the insecurity.

As for kids, I have seen what they do to each other these days and it's made me decide I don't (probably) want any as I would teach them to fight back... And when they couldn't, I'd go to the kid's door and tell the parents (and the kid) if they didn't stop, I would hunt them down and torture and kill each one of them, starting with the children. Not kidding. I would probably hurt someone if my kid was bullied.

 

[Rednog]

I'd be the guy stuffing you nerds into lockers and taking your lunch money.

 

[QuartzQuadreant]

I would be incredibly average.

My aspirations are high.

 

[janjotat]

Spoiler

What I am in real life - the bully.

...NAAAHHH!

A pretty normal guy that most people know for making humorous drawings (not anime, FTR) during class and inexplicably talking his way out of detention on a regular basis.

Despite my smooth-talking, I would not run for school office.

I would run cross-country. The end.

(Anyone else willing to join the team? C'mon. You know how much fun running is.)

I'd join! I've been injured the last two seasons, but last year I did 4:41 for the mile as a sophomore. Out of curiosity what are your times?

In my high school I would say I have a massive amount of friends, but I avoid the jocks like the plague. But on the escapist I am a bit of a nobody, so I'd just lurk in a corner i guess.

It's official - we have a team!

My PR for the 5K (the only thing we run in meets) this past season was 18:24.
And that's a great mile time you have there. Together, we shall bring home the gold.

Later this year my team is hoping to set the 4xmile and distance-medley school records. But we also have a very hard league to compete in because we are in New Jersey. The top guys in the league are in the 15s for the 5k. I am number 3 on my team. How is it near you?

Calling other runners we need 3 more for an XC team

 

[Eddie the head]

I think everyone here would be in the "nerds" group

No nerds are too snooty to hang out with me. I would hang out with the Metalheads. Witch here would be me and the other 5 who recognize my username.

 

[AdamxD]

I'd probably be the guy with a few close friends who thought he was funny, while staying out of the way of anyone who intimidated me. Although saying that, were all like minded people so I wouldn't be too scarred of anyone.

In a Mean Girls related scenario, I'd reinvent myself as Kevin G - Mathematician/Badass MC

 

[Ljs1121]

Imagine the most socially withdrawn person you know, and he/she is probably a star quarterback when compared to me. I'd probably never speak to anyone and only do my schoolwork.

[sub]I don't like being judged by people [/sub]

 

[Devil_Worshipper]

I'd be the friendly headbanger looking dude, who plans all the pranks and spouts sarcastic comments in the class. I'd probably hit on your girlfriend in front of you, then apologize profusely and suggest a threesome.

 

[neoontime]

Probably like high school. Be really quiet and hang around people with one thing to say or a remark every now and then, kind of like in forum games. I would most likely keep quiet during the religious, political, and social issues, just because I would never want to be caught in those awful fights like they do here.

 

[an annoyed writer]

I dunno. Probably some loner pseudo-Gothic transgirl hiding in the corner reading a book or something that would teach people the difference between choking and strangulation to those who try to wrong her? Sounds about right. Of course, high school was relatively unpleasant for me, so I'm not sure I'd stick around. Suffocating environment.

 

[Saulkar]

I would be the big muscular guy who everyone assumes is a stupid goofball but is the first one called down to the computer room when Blender, Photoshop, or the computers in general crap-out.

I'd be the guy stuffing you nerds into lockers and taking your lunch money.

Then I would stuff you in a smaller locker.

 

[theevilgenius60]

I'd be one of the few jocks in this school. God, our teams would suck. That aside, I'd be that quiet dude, just lurking in the back of class watching and listening, occasionally chiming in with snark. Hell, that was me back in regular high school.

 

[xplosive59]

Music Nerd, That is what people knew me as in secondary school and probably known as on the internet as well.

 

[StormShaun]

I would be the normal kid who has nerdy hobbies and hangs out with his small group of friends and has fun. Nothing much...I would probably be the holier then thou guy due to have a strong sense of morality...if this was a school I would fit in much more.

And have much more fun then my previous real high school experience.

If I would talk about my dream high school...

My group would consist of me the normal kid struggling to get stronger, the leader, the muscle guy, the kendo guy, the tsundere cat girl, the mature perverted girl, the noisy prank girl, the quiet book reader girl, the energetic snack girl and the cute adorable international girl who ends up with the normal kid.

We shall call ourselves...Litte Busters. We would play baseball, fight each other (In silly weapon battles) and have fun!

xD

Okay...if I want my school life to be based of the anime/visual novel Little Busters...you can tell my school life sucked. D:

I'm going to cry now. ;_;

 

[Pebkio]

I have no idea. I know where I was when I was in highschool, but I'm much older now. Probably some administrative job that only does work once a week or mostly during the Summer months.

Security consultant. There, that works.

 

[DiZtAnT]

That guy wearing a bedsheets pretending to be a ghost that no one talks about but everyone thinks is weird.

You have probably seen me once or twice in your four years in high school, but we have never interacted, and no one you know knows anything more about me.

Surprisingly though, I do actually have things going on in my life.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

I'd be loner and a drifter, either spending time alone or standing beside a group just listening to their conversations.

Although I'd open up a bit when I joined the football(THE REAL FOOTBALL) club as the goalkeeper.

 

[Vault101]

escapist?

I'd be one of the popular kids...

but seriously I don't even want to think about highschoool...bunch of BS I'd rather forget

 

[Savryc]

I'd be the one that just slept through the classes I didn't like and marginally paid attention in classes I did, coasting on C's and B's.

 

[The]

I guess No Right Answer would be the debate club.

And Big Picture would be social studies.

I guess I'll be getting all A's this year.