If the TF2 characters had names - what would they be?

[CyberAkuma]

We all know that the characters from Team Fortress 2 have a strong personality associated with them. Valve really made sure that every class has a unique personality and style that truly personifies the profession of each individual character in the game.

With that said, what if the characters had real names? What names would they have?
Giving away the fact that many classes represent a stereotypical nationality one can easily come up with a few suitable; or at least plausable - names for these people, but what about the ones which cannot be easily put in a category or even nationality?

Here goes my attempt.

The Medic - Claus
The Heavy - Vladimir
The Spy - François
The Scout - Kevin
The Engineer - Jack
The Sniper - William
The Demoman - Campbell

What names do you think would suit the characters?

 

[Desert Tiger]

Medic - Klaus
Heavy - Danilov
Spy - Loius
Scout - CJ
Engineer - Rufus
Sniper - John
Demo-man - Will
Pyro - Gary (watch Doomsday Arcade)

 

[HateDread]

Just to add in...

The sniper is meant to be Australian, right?

How about 'Mick'?

 

[xDLeopardDx]

Medic - Heinz Wegener
Heavy - Gunther Petrov
Spy - Jacques Pierre (Jack Peter)
Scout - Vincent "Vince" Davis (Seriously. Vince.)
Engineer - Clyde Baker (Youtube: Law Abiding Engineer. He plays a "Clyde" in the movie.)
Sniper - Harley Collins
Demoman - Tavish DeGroot
Soldier - Mister Jane Doe
Pyro - (If girl)Lauricia "Lassie" Collins
Pyro - (If boy) Kieth Cooper

At least, that's my thought of their names.

 

[Deofuta]

Ok, I am ashamed of you guys! Come on now.

The heavies name would be Boris. No exceptions.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Medic - Heinz Wegener
Heavy - Gunther Petrov
Spy - Jacques Pierre (Jack Peter)
Scout - Vincent "Vince" Davis (Seriously. Vince.)
Engineer - Clyde Baker (Youtube: Law Abiding Engineer. He plays a "Clyde" in the movie.)
Sniper - Harley Collins
Demoman - Tavish DeGroot
Soldier - Mister Jane Doe
Pyro - (If girl)Lauricia "Lassie" Collins
Pyro - (If boy) Kieth Cooper

At least, that's my thought of their names.

For a first post, that's pretty damn well thought out!
Also, WELCOME TO THE ESCAPIST
Just remember, follow the rules, you'll be all right, and Don't go into the basement...

Here's my list:
Medic: Hans Schrueber
Heavy: Dmitri Ramanov
Spy: Jacques DuPont
Demoman: Ricky O'Flahnerty
Soldier: Mister Jane Doe
Pyro: Gary (See Doomsday Arcade)
They're all the ones I can think of at this time.

 

[Nouw]

Sniper-Robert. Cookie for Reference. "Clever girl"

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Soldier and Demoman are already named.

 

[Firetaffer]

The Demoman - Campbell

But the Demoman and the Soldier already have names :O.

Soldier and Demoman are already named.

Grrrrrrr

 

[Rasor]

Soldier and Demoman are already named.

You're kidding right? what's their names?

 

[comadorcrack]

Soldier and Demoman are already named.

Yes... Yes they do, it was in the War comic, but for the life of me I can't remember

 

[Littlee300]

Soldier and Demoman are already named.

Yes... Yes they do, it was in the War comic, but for the life of me I can't remember

*cyber cough* google *cyber cough*
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Demo-man's name is Tavish DeGroot
Soldier's is Mister Jane doe.

 

[Firetaffer]

Soldier and Demoman are already named.

You're kidding right? what's their names?

Demoman is 'Tavish Degroot'

Soldier is 'Mister Jane Doe'

As said by Master_Spartan a few posts up.

Demo-man's name is Tavish DeGroot
Soldier's is Mister Jane doe.

GOD DAMMIT!

 

[Wintermoot]

the Demo,s name is already officially revealed its:Tavish DeGroot
Heavy: Dimitri
Scout: Jake
Soldier: John (Jane Doe is a made-up name used for unknow victims)
Sniper: Steve
Medic: Klaus
Engineer: Jack
Spy: Paul
Pyro: "moop"

 

[Silent observer]

Sniper-Robert. Cookie for Reference. "Clever girl"

Ahh, Muldoon, your life expectency was as short as your shorts :'(

OT: I'm feeling Eddie for the scout, and possibly something long for the medic - like Gunther von Shneidervitzel, or something...

 

[Outright Villainy]

Oh, and the Engie's name is Dell Conagher.
http://www.teamfortress.com/loosecanon/index.html

 

[Cazza]

Scout - Josh
Soldier - Benjamin
Pyro - Alex (unisex)
Demoman - Tavish
Heavy - Dimitri
Engineer - John
Medic - Hans
Sniper - Mick
Spy - Pierre

What I always thought their names would be .

 

[LC Wynter]

You just randomly picked out the most stereotypical names to the racial groups, didn't you?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Medic - Medic
Pyro - Pyro
Demoman - Travis
Soldier - Mister Jane Doe
Engineer - Engineer
Heavy - Heavy
Sniper - Sniper
Scout - BONK!
Spy - Spy