If the TF2 characters had names - what would they be?

[Buizel91]

Sniper-Robert. Cookie for Reference. "Clever girl"

Jurassic Park?

And the Scout needs a young name like...Kyle or something.

 

[Kenko]

Medic - Grüber
Pyro - Frank
Demoman - Shorn Connoerey
Soldier - Sarge
Engineer - Bobby-Joe Junior
Heavy - Pyotr
Sniper - George
Scout - Chad
Spy - Jacques

 

[Kollega]

The official names known so far:

Mr. Jane Doe (although probably a pseudonym) - BLU Soldier
Tavish DeGroot - RED Demoman
Dell Conagher - BLU Engineer

And here are my ideas:

BLU Pyro - Tzi'qar Vkkrinj
RED Pyro - Augustus Ignitus

BLU Demoman - Jonesy MacDougan

BLU Heavy - Boris Morozov ("Moroz" means "Frost")
RED Heavy - Ivan Krasnov (pun on "Red Ivan")

BLU Medic - Walther Schultz
RED Medic - Gerhard Zeller

You just randomly picked out the most stereotypical names to the racial groups, didn't you?

And why not? TF2 characters are living stereotypes, not real people.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

I might aswell have a go at this.

Demoman- Tavish DeGroot
Soldier- Jane Doe
Engineer- Dell Conagher
Medic- Klaus Schnitzelwaffen
Heavy- Boris Kowardkillanov
Spy- Pierre DePonce
Scout- Jake Runbat
Sniper- Mich Jenson
Pyro- Steve/Rachel Burns

 

[Kraiiit]

Let me give this a shot...

Engineer- Yuuse Morgun
Scout- Mack McAffeine
Spy- M. Tlgen

And Pyro should totally be called Burnie Burns. *COUGHrvbCOUGH*

 

[Snarky Username]

The Heavy: Olaf
The Spy: Jean (pronounced "zhahn"
The Medic: Otto
The Scout:Jimmy
The Engineer: Benjamin
The Pyro: Lucy
The Sniper: Wallace
The Demoman: Fagan
The Soldier: John

 

[Nouw]

Sniper-Robert. Cookie for Reference. "Clever girl"

Jurassic Park?

And the Scout needs a young name like...Kyle or something.

Hell Yeah. Gotta love Robert Muldoon

 

[Orwellian37]

Scout: Link
Soldier: Joe
Pyro: Gary
Demoman: Samuel
Heavy: Vanko
Engineer: Vin
Medic: Himmler
Sniper: Robert
Spy: Candlejack

That should be good for

 

[10zack986]

Ok, I am ashamed of you guys! Come on now.

The heavies name would be Boris. No exceptions.

Dear god... You're right.

 

[TheTaco007]

They DO have names. Read the update comics.

 

[ejb626]

Sniper-Robert. Cookie for Reference. "Clever girl"

I haven't seen Jurassic Park in a while but is Muldroon's first name possibly "Robert"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Don't they have names already?

*Checks TF2 Wiki*

While most of them don't have names, some of them do.

Demo: Tavish Degroot

Soldier: Jane Doe

Engineer: Dell Conagher

These are the only 3 to actually be revealed.

 

[Nouw]

Sniper-Robert. Cookie for Reference. "Clever girl"

I haven't seen Jurassic Park in a while but is Muldroon's first name possibly "Robert"

Yes it is. Muldoon can work too.

 

[Neverhoodian]

Let's not forget Helen, the all-important and ever-grouchy Announcer.

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

We all know that the characters from Team Fortress 2 have a strong personality associated with them. Valve really made sure that every class has a unique personality and style that truly personifies the profession of each individual character in the game.

With that said, what if the characters had real names? What names would they have?
Giving away the fact that many classes represent a stereotypical nationality one can easily come up with a few suitable; or at least plausable - names for these people, but what about the ones which cannot be easily put in a category or even nationality?

Here goes my attempt.

The Medic - Claus
The Heavy - Vladimir
The Spy - François
The Scout - Kevin
The Engineer - Jack
The Sniper - William
The Demoman - Campbell

What names do you think would suit the characters?

I thought the Demoman and the Engineer had names?

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

Medic - Heinz Wegener
Heavy - Gunther Petrov
Spy - Jacques Pierre (Jack Peter)
Scout - Vincent "Vince" Davis (Seriously. Vince.)
Engineer - Clyde Baker (Youtube: Law Abiding Engineer. He plays a "Clyde" in the movie.)
Sniper - Harley Collins
Demoman - Tavish DeGroot
Soldier - Mister Jane Doe
Pyro - (If girl)Lauricia "Lassie" Collins
Pyro - (If boy) Kieth Cooper

At least, that's my thought of their names.

Pretty nice.

 

[Wintermoot]

they already revealed the one for the Demoman as for the others:
Scout-Jack
Spy-Louie
Sniper-Steve
Soldier-Ryan
Heavy-Vladimir
Medic-Klaus
thats all I got