If the Zombie outbreak has already started, what real world person/event is the likliest suspect?

[Silk_Sk]

I'm thinking its Amelia Earhart. She's just been wandering the ocean all this time. Then, they pulled this guy up back in 1977. Its spreading down there.

http://paranormal.about.com/library/blclassic_sea_creature.htm

The Japs are keeping it a secret but they can't contain it for long.

 

[CapnGod]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

All I've got to say about that.

 

[Silk_Sk]

Question is "If it has already started." Not "If it was real." So comon, is Abe Lincoln still scratching at his coffin or what??

 

[SmilingKitsune]

Um..a level 20 necromancer?
Edit: Ohh real person, George Bush? He's responsible for all evil in the world isn't he? (this here is a joke by the way)

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

I'm looking at you Kim Jong Ill!

Edit: 111st post sorry I just like having posts that line up nicely.

 

[ae86gamer]

I'm thinking Jack Thompson would have something to do with it.

 

[Rochnan]

I work for the government, so my official opinion is terrorists.

But (relatively) seriously?
I think it won't be a person. More like mother nature saying: 'tsunamis ain't working, earthquakes won't do. Here's a lethal zombie virus, now screw you.'
Hey, that rhymes : )

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I work for the government, so my official opinion is terrorists.

But (relatively) seriously?
I think it won't be a person. More like mother nature saying: 'tsunamis ain't working, earthquakes won't do. Here's a lethal zombie virus, now screw you.'
Hey, that rhymes : )

Is it okay if I nick that?
Because that is the most awesome rhyme I have read in a long time.

 

[SmilingKitsune]

I'm thinking Jack Thompson would have something to do with it.

But then someone might make a violent game based on it and we know how much he hates those.

 

[CapnGod]

I'm thinking Jack Thompson would have something to do with it.

But then someone might make a violent game based on it and we know how much he hates those.

We know the zombies'd get his ass, because he has no idea how to use a gun, since he never trained on a murder simulator. Ha!

 

[Deathsong17]

I'm thinking its Amelia Earhart. She's just been wandering the ocean all this time. Then, they pulled this guy up back in 1977. Its spreading down there.

http://paranormal.about.com/library/blclassic_sea_creature.htm

The Japs are keeping it a secret but they can't contain it for long.

They aren't doing a very good job at keeping it secret if it's on the internet, are they?

 

[macapus]

Um..a level 20 necromancer?
Edit: Ohh real person, George Bush? He's responsible for all evil in the world isn't he? (this here is a joke by the way)

No, now everything bad in our lives is Obama's fault, remember.

 

[Kogarian]

Virus...or zombie Jesus.

 

[TopHatTim]

so,
i can see a terrorist group releasing it in tits loads of cities all over the world.
maybe just the US and Canada and places.
but i can see a highly dangerous strain of rabies.
rage, violence is actually realistic.
but thats just my opinion.

 

[Simriel]

Nope... its STILL Wesker's fault

 

[caross73]

Richard Bruce Cheney is the Zombie Master.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

The Tunguska incident or Yonaguni's sinking.

 

[gibboss28]

Nope... its STILL Wesker's fault

I'm going with this answer.

 

[Yokomitsu]

I would say a combination of 2 people Xavier & mark, mark would do all the science and xavier would do all the calculation on his mac and i would most likely be the only person stupid enough to believe them that, there only injecting steroids into me.... when the are injecting experimental enhancing drugs.....the rest is for you to decide

 

[Beefcakes]

I think that somehow, in a really abstract way that I'm not even sure of, I would be responsible.
And after I found out, I would laugh
Quite a bit