If there was any language you could speak which would be?

[Rock4ever]

English. I'm tired of all this translation work, before I can post any answer, instead of simple communication. Sometimes, I think my head will blow up any moment (and rubber-tongue Yahtzee only do things worse). God bless creators of "Apocalypse lane" - most simple and relaxing content on this site... And Rebecca Mayes - she's cool...

 

[SonicKoala]

Italian - this is probably due to my love for Mobster movies, but that is the just the coolest fucking language; not only does it make you sound totally badass, but women just swoon over the whole accent thing, not to mention the sweet hand gestures.

 

[traceur_]

French. It is undeniably the sexiest language ever.

 

[traceur_]

female

Win.

I change my response to this.

 

[Xeros]

Demonic.

 

[Yersinia pestis]

私はちょうと日本語をはなします。あまり日本語をわかりません。
(I speak a little Japanese. I don't understand very much.)

I'd also like to learn German and maybe Swedish. Don't ask me why I'm learning Japanese, I don't even know... I don't even like anime.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Welsh, just to be a little different.

 

[clipse15]

Vietnemese so that I don't have to have my GF always translating between me and her parents

 

[the_dancy_vagrant]

Sign Language, since I then have at least a chance of finding someone who will understand me wherever I go.

Sign languages vary just like spoken languages. If you learned ASL you wouldn't be able to just go to China, as an example, and speak with deaf people there that used sign to speak.

Kortney just told me that, but thank you anyway.

D'oh, shoulda checked a few posts above me. I actually had the same thought you did not that long ago. I checked it out on wiki and ended up reading about signing for about 3 hours because it was so interesting.

 

[JMV]

Well, I don't want to stand out or anything, so I'm going with Japanese, maybe German too.