If there was any language you could speak which would be?

[Dr. Gorgenflex]

I can speak English and French (French is pointless) but the only language that would actually matter other than English is Chinese. But most of China speaks English too so even then.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Arabic or Chinese.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Arabic to piss of my intolerant anti-Muslim metal shop teacher

Or Russian because it seems really interesting.

 

[coldshadow]

all of them. just imagine how awesome it would be.

 

[Adzma]

I would guess 98% of this thread will be Japanese. I am included in this statistic.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Japanese.

It'd mean I finally succeeded and could move onto to Mandarin or Korean already.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Japanese, just for the hell of it.

 

[Hypocratic Oath]

Russian or...I dunno, some kind of crazy demonic? why spend an opportunity like that on boring old Japanese?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Arabic.

I want to learn sometime in the future. But I hear it is very hard.

But I already speak like 8 languages

 

[BlumiereBleck]

German

 

[tristow]

Russian or Japanese

 

[Fayathon]

I'm working on my French, then I'm moving on to Spanish, German, and Japanese, more if I feel like it.

 

[IanBrazen]

Sanskrit, the bitches love Sandskrit

(sorry I didn't bother to single out the frame.)

 

[Kortney]

I'd learn Mandarin. I am already tri-lingual though, and it's not fun. I speak English, Shona and Ndebele fluently and Afrikaans almost fluently.

Sign Language, since I then have at least a chance of finding someone who will understand me wherever I go.

Sign language differs from country to country. For example, UK sign language is very different to US sign language. So no luck there.

 

[Tourette]

Cantonese and Japanese so I never have to bother with the subtitles again.

 

[Kimarous]

I actually studied Japanese 100 this semester, but I found it really frustrating; not only is the grammar really tricky, but having to learn THREE different kinds of text, including literally thousands of kanji? Anyhow, my point is that even if I was able to fluently SPEAK Japanese, there's no way I could READ it.

As such, I'll go with my other pick... Latin.

 

[MariaAuditore]

Italian! Got to love hot italian men.

 

[Lavi]

Cree.

 

[randompants]

Russian
because it is the manliest of languages