If there was any language you could speak which would be?

[Joe Matsuda]

russian

Long live the C.C.C.P!!!

......huh? what do you mean there is no more Soviet Russia!?!?! ...where the hell have I been???

 

[gbemery]

Japanese because I want to go to Japan someday and I love the way it sounds for some reason.

 

[Ardna Xela]

German

Mein Deutsch ist nicht besonders gut.

Meiner Meinung nach ist dein Deutsch sogar richtig gut.
TRANSLATION: In my opinion your German's really good.

OT: I will learn Japanese and Russian, because they're complicated. I like complicated things.

 

[Aqualung]

Italiano. Molto bene!

 

[FrndlyMisanthrpe]

Esperanto

Hell yeah
Esperantistoj estas cxe La Escapisto!
Esperanto estas lingvo internacia, do gxi ne estas paroli en unu unuobla lando.

"Esperantists are at The Escapist!
Esperanto is an international language, so it isn't spoken in one single country."

It has about one million speakers world-wide. Its creator just had something like his 120th birthday recently. He's dead, obviously.
But yeah, Esperanto, definitely.

 

[SD-Fiend]

my tecer knew someone who could speak it

 

[Drakenian]

Well... Already know English and some German, so... Italian? Maybe Latin.

 

[SD-Fiend]

well my teacher had a friend who spoke martian but scince he was the only one either japanese or egyption

 

[Lordpils]

Italian

Edit: Actually now that I think about learning ANY language I pick dog, I've always wondered what my dogs were really thinking now I can know!

 

[A_Parked_Car]

Japanese, Chinese and Russian

 

[Shenanigans176]

Latin. I read a lot, and I like words haha so I think learning their Latin roots would be interesting. Plus, it's just a really cool sounding language.

 

[Dahni]

Mandarin Chinese.

& klingon...

 

[RatRace123]

Shyriiwook, and now my nerd is showing.

 

[SageRuffin]

Japanese.

Then I could translate my own hentai and not just stare at the pretty pictures all day.

 

[ejb626]

Anything but English I've taken three years of High School German and yet I still only know some isolated phrases and can't figure out the grammer at all. Ive just always wanted to be able to hang around with a friend who also speaks the other language and say stuff like "That guy is an asshole" right in front of them with them being completly oblivious but sadly I cannot.

 

[Ghonzor]

Amharic -- for my girlfriend and her family.

Japanese -- because it would be cool.

German -- I have German roots

Spanish -- oh wait...

English -- [see above]

 

[AvsJoe]

There are a few languages I would like to speak (French, Japanese, German, Quebecois) but I would rather just get rid of my stutter and speak English clearly than learn a new one.