If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Dr.Susse]

Why is that old man's face red?

Karma my friend, karma.

 

[willofbob]

Why is he vibrating?

I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral/can't understand what I mean?/You soon will.

 

[willofbob]

Who wants to help me dump this body?

HeeheeheeheehahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

 

[M0rp43vs]

(This thread is still going? It had 4 replies last I checked!)

What is an awesome way of taking out tanks?

Because it was a leap year and the bunnies were horny

 

[Dr.Susse]

Why did that last year end up killing more grass than any other?

More ENEGRY!

 

[willofbob]

How can we improve the SCIENCE!

Bounce the gravitron particle beams off the main deflector dish!

 

[M0rp43vs]

How do we defeat the reapers?

The ending to Mass effect 3

 

[Dr.Susse]

What should we pass down to the next generation?

More bored than not.

 

[The Night Angel]

What have I been recently???

All a bunch of losers anyway...

 

[The Thinker]

What are the posters below me?

Really cool people.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What should we use to cool the earth because of Global warming?

More Snakes than ladders.

 

[onewheeled]

What does Eugene from Hey Arnold! get when he plays board games?

A shoebox filled with hipster glasses.

 

[Dr.Susse]

If you were a serial killer what would be your memento?

King of the British.

 

[Roxas1359]

Whose severed head is this on my plate?
Puking rainbows and flaming bunnies.

 

[undeadexistentialist]

What are the results of giving unicorns alcohol and flamethrowers?

It's your mother, actually

 

[Selon]

How is the person that kicked your ass at Starcraft 2 last night?

I hate my life

 

[The Night Angel]

What do I say when I wake up every day???

Well, it was a valiant effort...

 

[The Night Angel]

Bet you can't quote Shakespearean plays?

I'm fine, I'll walk it off.

 

[Dr.Susse]

If that clock ticks for another minute we'll all die! What will you do?

I got that mixed up.

 

[kingofkumquats]

didnt you know that the red button is the "nuke Canada button?"

it is the will of the universe