If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Timberwolf0924]

Why did scruffy get smooshed by a meteror?

Because thats the way the cookie crumbles..

 

[Dr.Susse]

Why are there crumbs in my Playstation's cooling fan?

NO you can use an apostrophe in that way.

 

[Dr.Susse]

This giant laser will really benifit the world. What should be its first use?

A giant squid and a dead horse.

 

[The Night Angel]

What torments you in your dreams anyway???

I don't think that can be proven...

 

[Dr.Susse]

How can we escape this house with a low hanging ceiling?

Well my left foot is floating away.

 

[kingofkumquats]

Where is the radioactive pudding?

It was evil!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Why did that soft animal get burnt at the stake?

Please leave a message after the beep.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Hello, is this Dr. Susse?

But I am your sandwich

 

[Dr.Susse]

Daddy what is it like to make love?

It broke so I broke it more.

 

[kingofkumquats]

Hey dad, I didnt have any money for a gift so I got you a McDonalds bag and some year old Cheetos I found in my car.

Well, the blue one is hope, the purple one is love, the green one is nature and the red one is badass.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

What are all these different pills?

7am on a wednesday while it's raining.

 

[Evil Smurf]

when will you make me happy daddy?
a bowl of noodles

 

[uneek]

McGyver made an iPad out of what?

George Lopez

 

[Dr.Susse]

Name one man who you will not accept any of his organs.

A huge band and then no more noise.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Hey dad, how did you meet mum?
Phil Spector

 

[willofbob]

If you could sleep with anyone in the world, who would you choose?

SCIENCE!!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Why did I drink this beaker again?

You're welcome.

 

[Evil Smurf]

you know why I beat you?
ninja Christmas

 

[kingofkumquats]

What are the ninjas doing with the convention hall?

Twenty-nine and a half.

 

[BernardoOne]

What time is it?



Game over.