If this is the answer, what is the question?

[NerfedFalcon]

What happened to that combustible lemon I was working on?

Tim is off on a search to rescue the Princess. She has been snatched by a horrible and evil monster. This happened because Tim made a mistake.

 

[wintercoat]

Does anyone know where my little brother is?

I have never been more insulted in my life!

 

[willofbob]

And how does that make you [i/]feel[/i]?

I've got a love-er-ly bunch of coconuts.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Do you know any songs about female anatomy?

Police! Get down!

 

[willofbob]

Why is there a black van following me?

Queen

 

[The Night Angel]

What do I like to be called by my significant other in private??? *cough* I mean, who sang that song about riding a bicycle??


It made me cry

 

[Dr.Susse]

How did you like Journey?

I sleep outside now.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What is the net result of you finding an Indian burial ground in your basement?

Amnesia.

 

[The Night Angel]

Why can't I remember the question that led to that answer?


Horses

 

[scorptatious]

What do you call ponies that sell their bodies?

Here we go!

 

[willofbob]

What is an Ork's reaction to anything that can be solved with violence?

He's a man *punch*
wears a pretty hat
LINKARA!

 

[The Night Angel]

Can you say something that will leave me confused and in need of a google search?

Not through that door anyway.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Where did you hide the body?

A dash of pepper.

 

[The Night Angel]

How did you make his eyes water?

The left hand turn at the end of the street

 

[Dr.Susse]

Excuse me sir; how do I get to the pit of darkness?

The scouts will take over the world.

 

[The Night Angel]

What will happen if a catastrophe wipes out the entire adult population?

A biro

 

[Francois Hilton]

so he jumped in murdered three guards, stole the jewels and flew out the window. What did you say he was wearing again?

crab marrying bigamists

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Which cult concept received the most support from a recent internet poll?

One-winged wyvern.

 

[willofbob]

What would happen if Sephiroth met a dragon?

'Ere we go! 'Ere we go! 'Ere we gooooo!

 

[The Night Angel]

Inappropriate things to say during a plane crash??

Jump over the fence