If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

How do I get to America from here?

Idiot proof eggs

 

[The Night Angel]

What would help me with my attempts at baking?

Not in that weather!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Can we go to the beach next winter?

It froze hell.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Where's my stockpile of dry ice bombs?

Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles reboot.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What caused the earth to explode?

A gaint scarecrow.

 

[The Night Angel]

How do you scare a giant crow???

White wine

 

[Dr.Susse]

What's the name of your Emo pop group?

The capital of Hungry.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Where is the drug capital of Europe?

Man eating crabs

 

[scorptatious]

What is Godzilla's favorite meal?

Calibrations.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

What will be the death of Garrus Vakarian?

Oh my god........ a new twilight book.

 

[willofbob]

What is hell, Alex?

Xephos, Honeydew and Knight Peculier.

 

[The Night Angel]

What should I name my children when I'm older?

Hunger and thirst

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

What are the two things that will kill you in my basement?

Entrenched potato army

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Who keeps trying to take over my kitchen?

A woolly hat, a muddy hoofprint and a copy of The Times.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

What are the things a New York tourist doesn't need?

Eric Cartmans pyjamas

 

[GmonXyZ]

What smells like cheesy poofs?

Crowbar.

 

[scorptatious]

What's a scientist's preferred tool?

Bologna.

 

[Dr.Susse]

How did you just sneeze again?

Well it was the heat of the moment.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Why did you eat all my ice cubes?

It was the frog.... I swear.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Why are you inside this asylum?

The new Captcha system only ever uses Comic Sans.