If this is the answer, what is the question?

Roxas1359 · Apr 9, 2012

Why are you reading Candide?
Stop! He'll kill us!

Dr.Susse · Apr 9, 2012

*Ding dong* There's a guy with a hockey mask at the door should I let him in?

Deep sleep.

Roxas1359 · Apr 9, 2012

Why are you sleeping in class Mr. Susse?
Quick, bring me my Legos.

Dr.Susse · Apr 9, 2012

There's a creeper at the door can you build us some protection?

My hand caught fire.

Roxas1359 · Apr 9, 2012

Why were you not cooking with oven mits?
Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

sextus the crazy · Apr 10, 2012

what was the cat saying to me?

I thought you said "shot me, I'm a moose."

Roxas1359 · Apr 10, 2012

Why are you in a room with a moose!? (loved Invader Zim)
No, not my leg!

Dr.Susse · Apr 10, 2012

Whose stump is this?

The glass around your feet.

Vanitas likes Bubbles · Apr 10, 2012

What protected me from the foot rapist?

George was not breathing after he ate that squirrel.

Dr.Susse · Apr 10, 2012

@Geth I laughed a lot with that one

OT: So what's Gorge doing these days?

A boy band and a wood chipper.

The Night Angel · Apr 10, 2012

How do you make modern art that everyone will appreciate?

Some purple cardboard.

Yuno Gasai · Apr 10, 2012

What will feature on next week's episode of Art Attack?

A builder with a frying pan obsession and the voice of an angel.

MammothBlade · Apr 10, 2012

Ahri, who is your ideal man?

They're for my local archaeology project.

Dr.Susse · Apr 10, 2012

The world is being overrun my mummies! How did this happen?

According to Jane....no.

Silverslith · Apr 10, 2012

So, Tarzan, I hear you're a pretty good lay. Is that true?

Ok, maybe I did it more than once.

Vanitas likes Bubbles · Apr 10, 2012

How many times did you masturbate over me?

You know it was the frogs that destroyed the death star.

The Night Angel · Apr 10, 2012

Why do you think the star wars ending was a cover up?

Hailstones and bowling balls

Dr.Susse · Apr 10, 2012

Mummy what killed our puppy?

Belly button lint.

C F · Apr 10, 2012

"We just built a subterranean dungeon next to the hero's hometown; what should we fill our loot chests with?"

Sixty-two.

Roxas1359 · Apr 11, 2012

Why did you put that as your answer? The right answer is 29.
Aw, he looks so cute.