If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Dr.Susse]

Hey max could you look after the baby skeleton dinosaur?

A radio broadcast.

 

[Silverslith]

October 30, 1938. Mr. Wells, cackling, "What's the most effective way to terrify a nation?".

I'm not sure. It just flew into me.

 

[Roxas1359]

Why didn't you take a picture of that flying pig!?
He's dead, boy.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Daddy, why wont my Giraffe eat this lemon?

Hello Kitty used to be good until that giant kitten eating dragon came along.

 

[Roxas1359]

Ah, you been reading those Japanese books again haven't you?
Stay, it's not time to leave.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Oh god what do you want with me?

More tea now!

 

[Zen Toombs]

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

The wonderful world of Hats.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What place is a nightmare for the headless ghost?

Ten or six I don't know.

 

[The Night Angel]

How many seconds left before the bomb detonates?

A lot of blonde hair.

 

[EmptyOptimist]

What did your wife find to cause her to leave you?


That is the biggest spider I have ever seen!

 

[The Night Angel]

What do you think of my new wig??

William Shatner.

 

[Roxas1359]

Why are you in my toilet?
That makes me a sad little boy.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did you know that the named FF12 the worst in the series?

(Even as a joke that hurt to say)

OT: Hey a dog.

 

[Roxas1359]

Mommy, why is it foaming out the mouth?
(I loved FF XII so much)
To war!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

What do you do when someone steals all your candy on Halloween?

Replace all the trophies in someones house with potatoes.

 

[Roxas1359]

Did Dad from Fairy Oddparents take over the world with smiles?
To the brig with you.

 

[willofbob]

Captain, some of the men were wondering, well, can you cut down on the beatings? And the wearing of frilly dresses? it's really creeping us out.

I don't know that! AHHHH!

 

[Dr.Susse]

What's the Pi of 78?


Timmy's in the ground now.

 

[Roxas1359]

Ah, is Vicky babysitting?
Mmm, that's some good food.

 

[DOOM GUY]

Where are the dog treats?

I was really annoyed by his constant clicking noises, so I shot him!