If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Dr.Susse]

What happened to my pet cricket?

Cricket the game of champions.

 

[Roxas1359]

What sport does thus bat I'm beating you come from?
I said close the hatch!

 

[Dr.Susse]

There are some Mormons at the door. Should I let them in?

You're on the air.

 

[Roxas1359]

You can't hear me!?
Fuck it! We'll do it live. XD

 

[willofbob]

The webcam's broken. Whadda we do now?

Blood for the Blood God!
Porn for the Porn God!
Embrace Change!
The Church of the Fly Lord is always open!
(Insert whatever Undivided worshippers scream here)!

 

[Dr.Susse]

What is the salvation army's new chant?

Ten green bottles.

 

[The Night Angel]

Eleven green bottles hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle should accidentally fall, there'd be...?

Friday 13th.

 

[The Night Angel]

Where did my cat go??

Mars, and possibly Neptune.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Where should I blow up next?

Some of the flowers in France.

 

[The Night Angel]

What is causing the sudden outbreak of trolling on the internet?

My left pocket.

 

[willofbob]

GAH! WHERE'S MY WALLET!?

Thatsssss a very nice meme you have there.
Be a shame if something were to happen to it.

 

[wintercoat]

What did the Creeper say to the Reddit user?

Yog-Sothoth pancakes with Cthulhu syrup.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What can I have for breakfast that will drive me insane?

That empty window.

 

[Roxas1359]

Where should I place the man-eating plant?
It's too small to fit through.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did you get that tank I sent you in the post?

Every loaf of bread was lost.

 

[The Night Angel]

Why did the people eat cake?

White runners.

 

[EmptyOptimist]

What do you mean the assassination failed? How did he see the ninja?

Your globe is upside down.

 

[The Night Angel]

Why isn't Australia 'down under'???

With a mechanical pencil.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Wait the robot was an author. How did he write?

No it was the butler.

 

[The Night Angel]

Did Batman defeat the criminals again??

A giant loaf of bread, with raisins in it.