If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Dr.Susse]

How did you spend last Canada day?

I lost some of my face.

 

[Neuromancer]

Something's changed on you, did you have a haircut?

The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills.

 

[EeveeElectro]

How does Jonathan Ross say "The reel reaves as the reel rills"?

two sacks of fish and a chalk outline.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Cop: 'Chief I think we have a serial killer on our hands.'
Chief: 'Oh yeah!? Well what links this random killing to the other ten this week rookie?'



That is why I don't drink Malibu any more.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Am I in a chimney? *sniff sniff*

More hot sauce!

 

[Neuromancer]

This food we're eating is pretty spicy, don't you think?

Welcome to the end.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What's the best pick up line?

Dollar chills and no frills.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What's it like at an Amish party?

Well, thats one way to meet a girl.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What happens when you console a murder victim?

Reload faster you fool.

 

[kailus13]

How will we survive this zombier apocalypse?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Clowns. Lots and lots of clowns.

 

[Roxas1359]

How do we make the Resident Evil series more intense and more serious?

A bowl, 4 lbs of pork, and a whole lot of luck.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What did I require at the convention?

No, it's always that way.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I thought chickens were more......agile looking?

It's made out of chocolate and grease!

 

[Barbas]

Oh, thank you for the cake! What ingredients did you use?

Put a banana in your ear.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

What should I do with this ear pain?

I did not want to order this.

 

[Barbas]

Was this the Jensen table?[footnoote]Ehhhh...close enough[/footnote]

The bridges are set to blow.

 

[kailus13]

How goes the surprise party?

So much blood!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What happened at Tarintino's baby shower?

It was a real bad trip man...