If this is the answer, what is the question?

[kailus13]

Didn't you snort chocolate powder once?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

 

[username sucks]

What do you have to say about the rumors of you making love to a cactus during a party?

Man, this stop sign is taking forever.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What did the man in front of a yield sign say?

That explains the blood.

 

[username sucks]

Did... did you just decapitate a man with a fish?

Never will I laugh! Ha ha ha!

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

Can you give an example of whats wrong with how teenagers speak?

Seventy-seven and one half bulldog pieces.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

How much do fish and chips cost in London?

That's what you get for being so rich.

 

[sky14kemea]

Why am I being charged so much for boat insurance?

Honestly I'm surprised you didn't notice sooner.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is that... is that a bear on your car?

It is a vile drink that turns perfectly decent men into beasts!

 

[username sucks]

Yo Redlin, why don't you drink tea?

Because I'm a bird.

 

[EilaliE]

Q: Why are you standing there and looking at the sky?

A: I made a deal with the Devil.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Q: How did I get the chance to ride a Jaeger.

A: Centaurs, a Spitfire and 2 bags weed.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What is the best way to get through the Fallout apocalypse?

Many barrels of skunks.

 

[Barbas]

How do I clear out the wedding party after dessert?

An onion and a garden hose.

 

[RedDeadFred]

What two items to I need to first lure and then hopefully fight off Shrek?

The crunchiness is everything.

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

How do you like your kitty litter?

There's plastic in my nose.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What's the typical result of landing in the ball pit?

Dashcon was more fun than this.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Is there anything more fun the Escapist Expo?

I yield the pain away.

 

[TheRiddler]

About sadomasochism...

Put the party hat on.

 

[Euryalus]

What's your name?

To seek the holy grail.