If this is the answer, what is the question?

[kailus13]

How do you see the world after 50 cans of red bull?

Strangely coloured sheep.

 

[MrCollins]

What does a colour blind person imagine when trying to go to sleep?

An irate pirate

 

[Headsprouter]

What do you get if you take away one of Pirate pirate's P's?

Corn dog.

 

[kailus13]

What is a uniquely American snack that completely mystifies non-americans?

Caterpillars.

 

[Headsprouter]

What is a symbol for acquired beauty?

A quill.

 

[kailus13]

What has been rendered obselete by pens?

Feather dusters.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What is the most common object used for torture?

Only when I'm out of ammunition.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Do you ever knife people?

42.

 

[Porygon-2000]

What do you get when you multiply six by nine?

Thunder bolts and lightning, very very frightening!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

About 20000 orbs, which is who knows how much blood.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Will you do the fandango??

Totally addicted to touching cactuses.

 

[kailus13]

What is a strange fetish?

Blacklight sheep.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What's the best source of cotton?

XD XD XD

 

[NerfedFalcon]

If I told you that I was going to mail you my Fire Emblem: Awakening 3DS, how would you react?

Shooting bullets out of the air.

 

[thesilentman]

What are you doing... with your hands?

If I can have your art.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Can I paint you?

To the bones in the bed of my soul.

 

[Porygon-2000]

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

A Dido CD, and a tub of Double Choc Ice-cream.

 

[kailus13]

What is a stereotypical reaction to a bad breakup?

Inflatable pinatas.

 

[thesilentman]

What do I jerk off with?

Bad Silent. -.-

 

[kailus13]

Was that the topic, or a self-admonishment? Here, I'll make it easy for you.

Inflatable sheep.