If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Yuno Gasai]

What size forehead is too big?

Faulty clavicles.

 

[thesilentman]

What's a nonsensical insult?

I need a baseball bat now.

 

[kailus13]

What do you need and when?

A stopped clock.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What can interpret the 4th dimension and is unable to share its secrets?

More cowbell.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Can we use this Jelly as a parachute?

Nine out of ten cats.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

How high do you rate this German shepherd?

Commander Shepard.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What was the highest ranked dog in German military history?

Kazan the wolf dog.

 

[kailus13]

What is this dogs name and breed?

Pizza flavoured vodka.

 

[Teoes]

Does the 5-second rule count for cake if you delay the start of the count by an hour or two?

I used my mouth!

 

[kailus13]

How did you pick up this cake?

Carcinogenic shampoo.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What did you just eat?

Technology has failed us in that endeavor.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Are you sure you pressed the right button?

Your hand might have slipped.

 

[Teoes]

Why would I have lipstick all over my face?

Definitely the second of the two.

 

[kailus13]

Do you want to watch Die Hard or the Justin Bieber documentary?

Grappling hooks.

 

[Teoes]

What can I put in my eyes to stop me having to watch the Bieber documentary?

Certain unavoidable glomping.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

What happens when Mel Gibson takes The Pope out to get wasted?

Usually bright red, which I'm certain can't mean anything good.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What colour is a zombie's blood?

Herobrine.

 

[Ruedyn]

What is best to use when preserving precious protagonist meat?

Deus Ex: Invisible War.