If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Dr.Susse]

I'm hosting a small low key set of jazz records what should my stage name be?

Tomas was alone.

 

[Neuromancer]

You remembered that the only way to keep ourselves safe from the monster is to work in pairs, right?

I'm like a bad meal, ya just can't keep me down!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What's your go-to pick-up line?

我は汝?汝は我.

 

[Teoes]

Could you write something I won't understand?

It's strapped to my leg.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did you bring the soup?

She never saw it coming.

 

[Neuromancer]

How did the invisible dog escape?

What is this? Ι came here to be tested!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Thank you for your interest but the Aperture Science testing Initiative is not currently hiring would you like an information booklet?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What would you say if I shot you in the face?

I'd very much like to do that again.

 

[Neuromancer]

Wanna get beat up?

Stay behind and play it safe.

 

[Teoes]

What do I do when it's my first swinger's night?

Right between the eyes.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Should we do things that won't kill them?

She set my soul on fire.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What's with all this duct tape all over my TV screen?

I hope you step on a Lego brick.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Now that I've killed your whole family, what do you intend to do to me?

Bad eggs.
capcha: bad egg

 

[Yuno Gasai]

What do bad chickens produce?

Apply superglue directly to the affected area, then add bacon as necessary.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hello operator I seem to be rather bored and my arse itches.
What should I do?

Stay a little longer.

 

[Teoes]

Why must I stand back from the spaghetti I just poured on the floor?

Alone, naked and locked in a cold, dark room.

 

[kailus13]

What does your strange fetish entail?

Klingon foreheads.