If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Neuromancer]

What is the climax of your circus performance?

I can dance on the head of a pin, aswell.

 

[kailus13]

Why aren't you jealous of angels?

Raisin Bran, now with less raisins!

 

[Teoes]

How do we make Raisin Bran cheaper to produce, more boring, yet sell it to the plebs?

A dragon is not a slave!

 

[Dr.Susse]

We should hire Dragons to mine for gold?

Tea is actually an aphrodisiac.

 

[Goofguy]

Ugh, what is the point of drinking tea?

It's hidden in the old chest up in the attic. No one is allowed to look at it.

 

[MetaKnight670]

"Dad, where is your pr0n stash?" - Son

I am skeptical at best.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Do you like the idea of always-offline consoles?

Like I give a damn about that.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

What is the assumed mentality of most forum users?

Just hug it out.

 

[kailus13]

How would you cure a case of the grumps?

Smurf gangbang

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm a single guy looking for a good time; What should I do tonight?

Just fist fight a goat.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What's the best way to get some bruises that I can show to the police?

Go to McDonalds.

 

[Neuromancer]

What is the best way of getting overweight?

I cannot be caged! I cannot be controlled! Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!

 

[Teoes]

Do you have any last words?

Nah, don't worry, you're safe - I checked it myself.

 

[Dr.Susse]

My lungs. Did you see the man who took them?

More drunk than a glass of water.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What kind of condition are you feeling in today, sir?

You are a chair, darling.

 

[Nouw]

Can I ride shotgun?

And then I got high.

 

[kailus13]

Okay, so you were smoking pot, and then?

56 if I recall correctly.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

What is the meaning of life?

Water resistant plasters.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What do you have more of than any other thing in the world?

Bill Clinton's saxophone.

 

[Nouw]

What's next on the hit-list?

D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-JAAAAAAYYYYY.