If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Headsprouter]

What makes Bedtime Simulator 2013 so epic?

Youtube Poop.

 

[Neuromancer]

Where there's smoke, who pinch back?

Mode Change. Code Triple 7.

 

[Teoes]

The flump is loose! What are your orders, Sir?

Because it doesn't hurt this way.

 

[kailus13]

Why do you masturbate like that?

Hideous diseases.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Whoa what caused you to burn down the hospital!?

It was a ghost.

 

[Headsprouter]

What happened to the guy who went inside God's Mouth cave?

Sore eyes.

 

[kailus13]

What does excessive porn do to your face?

Llamas

 

[Dr.Susse]

What animal do we use to make toothbrushes again?

A CD that won't rip.

 

[kailus13]

What should you put your music onto?

A warm pair of socks.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The enemy is launching nukes! What was worst hit private?

Stock up on snacks.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

The apocalypse is coming in a week, but you have it on absolute authority that you will survive and so will several others.
What's the first thing you do?

Drill holes in my house's walls.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Due to an mistake we seem to now own a tool shop.....what should we do now?

God help us.

 

[kailus13]

Welcome to hire-a-deity! What do you require?

Baby seals.

 

[Headsprouter]

What rhymes with "Maybe wheels"?

It sucks.

 

[kailus13]

What does this vacuum do?

Four legs, for now.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

How many legs does my cat have? >

Run for the hills. It's your only choice.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hmm a notice for Jury duty. What should I do?

I wouldn't......well maybe.