If video game skill translated into real life, what job would be best and worst for you?

[UnkeptBiscuit]

I'd be the new bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, that or a Martial arts instructor. I'd suck at being a general, unless we took turns moving. Then I'd be good.

Flea hasn't quit, has he?

 

[UnkeptBiscuit]

I'd apparently make a good soldier and/or guitar player. In reality I suck at both.

Remember, practice makes perfect. Just try not to fail while practicing being a soldier. But yeah, playing the guitar is fun. If you want to learn, I recommend signing up for lessons at your local music store.

 

[DrDeath3191]

I'd be one hell of a swordsman. My worst job would probably be a negotiator. Bullets speak louder than words.

 

[PrinceMarth]

I'd be the new bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, that or a Martial arts instructor. I'd suck at being a general, unless we took turns moving. Then I'd be good.

Flea hasn't quit, has he?

Nah they're just on some hiatus.

 

[UnkeptBiscuit]

I'd be the new bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, that or a Martial arts instructor. I'd suck at being a general, unless we took turns moving. Then I'd be good.

Flea hasn't quit, has he?

Nah they're just on some hiatus.

I heard about that. And good, Flea's an amazing bassist.

 

[DarkRyter]

I'd probably be a good mafia hitman, stealing cars and taking my cousin bowling.
Or you know, a dangerous superbeing that can rip through tanks and leap across skyscrapers.

Ironically I'd be horrible at ... real life. I suck at the sims. And on that topic I'd be a horrible city planner, and I'd be a terrible God.

But above all, I'd be a bitchin chef. I AM THE COOKING MAMA.

 

[MrDeano89]

i would be a fantastic mutant, general and cog soldier, jet pilot but a terrible UFC fighter, singer or race car driver

 

[CrashBang]

Genius thread! Love it lol

Mine would probably be adventuring assassin/soldier cos I love western rpgs like Oblivion and Fallout and stealth adventure games like Assassin's Creed and (not so much adventure but still) the MGS series

 

[Zand88]

Zombie Extermination Expert, (RE and L4D)
Monster Exorcist Specialist (Silent Hill)
Or a movie director. Thanks, The Movies!

 

[andrat]

Sniper, Spartan, Zombie Killer, or whatever Alex Mercer is.

Also, Ninja.

 

[El Poncho]

I would be a very good assassin

 

[hippykiller]

i would be a kick ass Tauren. (i know that they aren't real but if they were real i would make a bad ass one)

 

[Iron Mal]

Things I'd do well at:

Being a space marine, being a mysoginistic wanker who kicks alien ass (good old Duke nukem), kicking ass of human and non-human origin, commanding armies, fighting with weapons or bare hands in one-to-one fights, hacking and slashing my way through hordes of enemies and using magic/demon powers, being the good guy, liberating red planets, playing the guitar, being a medic and cooking.

Things I'd do badly at:

Being evil, driving, playing sports, dodging bullets, sniping, being a wizard/adept/engineer, coming up with things to do while wandering the post-apocolyptic wastes, keeping to deadlines, making my mind up, waiting for my go, using disguises and golf.

 

[King_Paco]

i'd be an awesome sniper, barbarian, or spartan

 

[Valiance]

Anything and everything.

That is to say, I haven't sucked at a video game for a long time.

Actually, scratch that, I guess I wouldn't be the best at the 24 Heures Du Mans. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/24_Hours_of_Le_Mans)

 

[NuclearJonJon]

Taking into account my terrible affliction of having "on" and "off" days I doubt I'd be able to hold down a very good job.

 

[AngloDoom]

If we're going on any Sims game, then I'm simply a muscley deity, an amazing guitarist, an absolute charmer, a genius, a best-selling author, and a fuckin' dreadful gardener.

 

[j1-2themax]

Good at: Photojournalism (or corpse/crash test dummy)
Bad at: any general-related activity