Nice thread. I approve.
Let's see now...
- Portal: a tall glass of fresh spring water laced with ambrosia and given to a man about to die of dehydration. He'll gulp it down in seconds, but it tastes divine.
- Left 4 Dead: a barbecue and a couple of beers with some friends. Good fun, but it can be ruined if someone gets too drunk and starts acting like a twit. Same goes for TF2.
- Bioshock: a huge steak with a delicious cream sauce and slightly bland salad on the side. Served with expensive wine. It's tasty, you can really sink your teeth into it, and it leaves you feeling full, satisfied and enriched. Shame about the salad though.
- Crysis: one of those plastic display cakes that bakeries put in their windows. Pretty but hollow.
- Fallout 3: a huge bowl of boiled potatoes with some shredded bacon and melted cheese mixed in. The bacon and cheese bits taste great, but you have to chew through an awful lot of potato to get to them. Also, some of the potatoes haven't been cooked properly.
- Medal of Honor: leftovers. They were more-or-less edible when fresh, but now they've been left in the fridge a bit too long and are starting to smell funny.
- Call of Duty: candy floss.
- Just Cause 2: a day-old lump of candy floss the size of a car.
- Minecraft: a nearly endless supply of Pringles chips.
- Mass Effect 2: a full five-course meal at an expensive restaurant. With a choice of deserts.
- Amnesia: a delicious chilli so hot that it has you reaching for a glass of water every few minutes.
- Final Fantasy XIII: raw arse. With some pretty garnish on top.
- Halo: a thick slice of white bread with margarine and a tiny bit of jam on it. Edible and filling, but forgettable.
- Half Life 2: a pleasant picnic with a good friend on a warm sunday afternoon.
- Kane and Lynch 2: a shot glass of dog vomit.
- Gears of War: cheap sausages. Mostly edible, but they're not good for you and you're probably happier not knowing what they're made of. Also, they look rather phallic.
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Okay, I'm all metaphor-ed out for today.
