If video games had flavors, how would some taste?
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MW2 tastes like movie popcorn with crappy theater butter. At first, it couldn't be better, but then after you get past the butter it starts to get bland and by the end you feel like a want to puke.
Now you're just torturing me, bub. Reading that makes my brain cells go, "Wait..what?"King Toasty said:
I equate video games with gum.
MW2 would initially have an explosion of flavor, which peters out after five minutes, until you're left with something that's dull and bland.
Thief 2 has a unique flavor that not everyone is accustomed to. However, if you stick with it, you will find it will be flavorful and enjoyable for hours.
Civilization V has a flavor that is bland, nothing you haven't tasted before, but you soon forget you're chewing it until you realize 18 hours later you're still chewing the first piece.
MW2 would initially have an explosion of flavor, which peters out after five minutes, until you're left with something that's dull and bland.
Thief 2 has a unique flavor that not everyone is accustomed to. However, if you stick with it, you will find it will be flavorful and enjoyable for hours.
Civilization V has a flavor that is bland, nothing you haven't tasted before, but you soon forget you're chewing it until you realize 18 hours later you're still chewing the first piece.
FF13 tastes like a frapuccino. I'm unsure why, but that was the first thought in my head after reading the threads title.
Turok would taste like overly-salted, three-week old boiled spinach mixed with tofu.
The Half-Life series would be a three course meal that forgets completely about the main course, because the chef is too busy upgrading the oven!!!
(and Portal is the Crème brûlée...a small dessert that smacks your taste buds wide open!!!)
The Half-Life series would be a three course meal that forgets completely about the main course, because the chef is too busy upgrading the oven!!!
(and Portal is the Crème brûlée...a small dessert that smacks your taste buds wide open!!!)
Batman Arkham Asylum tastes like going back to the candy store and eating all your favourite Halloween treats you used to love as a kid, even though you're grown up now.
Dragon Age: Origins would be a full four course meal, while Mass Effect 2 is an all you can eat buffet. If it's not to your taste, you'll get sick of eating the same thing for so long, but, if it's a flavour you love, you'll never tire of it. Personally, I think they would both taste like fine dining, with a nice white wine.
The recent Wolfenstein and Turok games would taste like chicken because chicken tastes like everything.
Dragon Age: Origins would be a full four course meal, while Mass Effect 2 is an all you can eat buffet. If it's not to your taste, you'll get sick of eating the same thing for so long, but, if it's a flavour you love, you'll never tire of it. Personally, I think they would both taste like fine dining, with a nice white wine.
The recent Wolfenstein and Turok games would taste like chicken because chicken tastes like everything.
Good luck reading /that/ mess.
Prototype is like eating cotton candy. It's delicious, but there isn't a molecule of substantive nutrition in sight. Just pure pleasure and a bit of a dirty feeling afterward.
Dragon Age: Origins tastes like a really big salad. It's got all the staple elements of an RPG, but put together like that it's still bland and, after the first few bites, boring to eat. The only reason you'd eat it is when someone else is there to distract you from the meh with witty dinner conversation.
Overlord tastes like a soy burger. Healthy, delicious, fills you up, and underrated. Still, you get the sense that at the core of it all, it isn't necessarily as original as you think. Both burgers and soy burgers are mostly soy protein anyway, but who cares? -- it's tasty.
Legend of Zelda, and of them, taste like pizza. It's damn perfect, and before you know it you've eaten the whole thing by yourself.
MMORPGs all taste like that amazing chocolate chip cookie you once had, but the shop that made them just right closed and you'll never find one as good as the first ever again. Now they're just kind of old and stale and go right to your hips.
Final Fantasy (excluding four and five) tastes like cat kibble. Sort of cardboard-flavored and dry. Sure, it looks good on the bag, but it's obviously being marketed to lower lifeforms.
Dragon Age: Origins tastes like a really big salad. It's got all the staple elements of an RPG, but put together like that it's still bland and, after the first few bites, boring to eat. The only reason you'd eat it is when someone else is there to distract you from the meh with witty dinner conversation.
Overlord tastes like a soy burger. Healthy, delicious, fills you up, and underrated. Still, you get the sense that at the core of it all, it isn't necessarily as original as you think. Both burgers and soy burgers are mostly soy protein anyway, but who cares? -- it's tasty.
Legend of Zelda, and of them, taste like pizza. It's damn perfect, and before you know it you've eaten the whole thing by yourself.
MMORPGs all taste like that amazing chocolate chip cookie you once had, but the shop that made them just right closed and you'll never find one as good as the first ever again. Now they're just kind of old and stale and go right to your hips.
Final Fantasy (excluding four and five) tastes like cat kibble. Sort of cardboard-flavored and dry. Sure, it looks good on the bag, but it's obviously being marketed to lower lifeforms.
red dead redemption would be a big old steak with chips and none of that salad bullshit, topped off with a nice cigar and extra-generous pint of.... straight whiskey.
oldschool gta would be a bag of poprocks. cola flavour.
doom would be a rack of ribs
the mario franchise would be a bag of lollies, especially of the "sunshine" and "party" varieties
oldschool gta would be a bag of poprocks. cola flavour.
doom would be a rack of ribs
the mario franchise would be a bag of lollies, especially of the "sunshine" and "party" varieties
Crackdown 2 would probably taste like Saturday morning cereal. It's only special if you only get to have it once in a while.
Saints Row 2 is like a giant bowl of chili flavored popcorn laced with something that's probably illegal. At first it just seems a bit off...then you realize you've been working on it for the better part of the day and having a blast.
Borderlands tastes like toast with sprinkles and hotsauce. Not that nice to look at, but some people actually like the flavor.
Mario games would taste like a PB&J sandwitch. It's gone more or less unchanged over the years, but it always tastes good.
Brutal Legend would taste like beer, cigarettes, and a big ass hamburger with lots of cheese and bacon with a little bit of greens. And then you'd find out four bites in that the hamburger is actually a veggie burger. It still tastes good, but it's not what you were expecting.
Fallout 3 would be like a dish with steak and crab at the same time. Both taste great, but if you go for one over the other then the other will get cold by the time you get to it.
Saints Row 2 is like a giant bowl of chili flavored popcorn laced with something that's probably illegal. At first it just seems a bit off...then you realize you've been working on it for the better part of the day and having a blast.
Borderlands tastes like toast with sprinkles and hotsauce. Not that nice to look at, but some people actually like the flavor.
Mario games would taste like a PB&J sandwitch. It's gone more or less unchanged over the years, but it always tastes good.
Brutal Legend would taste like beer, cigarettes, and a big ass hamburger with lots of cheese and bacon with a little bit of greens. And then you'd find out four bites in that the hamburger is actually a veggie burger. It still tastes good, but it's not what you were expecting.
Fallout 3 would be like a dish with steak and crab at the same time. Both taste great, but if you go for one over the other then the other will get cold by the time you get to it.
Supreme Commander is like Frostie Cornflakes. It's a big mess, but after a while when you finished it, it's pretty sweet.
Oblivion is like a pizza. You can have it any way you like.
Super Smash Brothers Brawl is like a bag of chips. Who wants some?!
Street Fighter is like Pound Cake, because I'D LIKE SOME POUNDCAKE!
Secret of Monkey Island tastes like a three headed monkey.
Edit: Etryan Odissey (or whatever) is like a jawbreaker. :'( And I can't get to the center by chewing.
Worms are like whinegums, you can't hate those, can you?
Oblivion is like a pizza. You can have it any way you like.
Super Smash Brothers Brawl is like a bag of chips. Who wants some?!
Street Fighter is like Pound Cake, because I'D LIKE SOME POUNDCAKE!
Secret of Monkey Island tastes like a three headed monkey.
Edit: Etryan Odissey (or whatever) is like a jawbreaker. :'( And I can't get to the center by chewing.
Worms are like whinegums, you can't hate those, can you?
