If WoW Could have a new Class...

[Deleted]

It would be... Post your examples. If the answers are crazy enough I might get into the game

Pencil Pusher
Avaliable to all races on Alliance.
Clothes: Various types of button shirts and dress pants, the females wear skirts as well. Pocket protectors help with magic, and staplers help with Warriors.

Skills:
Lawsuit- An Epic move where the enemy gets all his stats lowered and is until a court hearing clears him with a restraining order.
Restraining Order: Immunity to all attacks for a limited time.
The Watercooler: Summons a watercooler that increases the mana and health of any Pencil Pushers in the area. The Pencil pushers can chat and talk about world events as if they care and calmly debate over whether or not the papers were due Tuesday or Wednesday.

It doesn't have to be as long as this of course, but hey, post away.

 

[DarthPeanut]

The Anti-Rogue: Quadruple the health of a warrior and is immune to stuns. That'll get those smarmy stun spamming, facerolling rogues... better stop now =D

 

[Ninja_X]

Warlock is the perfect class. WoW doesn't need anything else. XD

 

[high_castle]

I can't be the only one thinking Lumberjack...

 

[Vimbert]

The Ninja

Available to all races that can be Rogues.
Armor: Leather

Skills:
High Roller- Roll higher on /roll, as well as gaining an extra 10% on in-game DKP systems.
Fake Competence- Appear to have been a genuine asset to the guild for 5 minutes. 8 hour cooldown.
AFK- No explanation needed.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Gir

crazy-evil-robot-with-mental-problem

take that intellect

now shut up and laugh

 

[BeighT]

[link]http://www.warcry.com/forums/index/40[/link]
There is a WoW forum for these threads.

OT: Class: Nerd.
Avalible to all races.
Clothes: Sweater Vest, and pocket protectors...10 of them.

Skills:
OMFG I'm so good and have lots of friends - does 3 damage to other players.

I <3 <3 <3 WoW - Heart appears above player, but you can't log out for 10 days or your account gets deleted.

Pwntlol - Kills everything on screen, including yourself.

 

[Unholykrumpet]

The Lawyer-support class.
Skills:
Warrant-takes the loot from the monsters to use as evidence, usually while giving a bullshit reason. "We have permission to search your body cavities for weapons involved in a murder...OH LOOK EPIC AXE!"

Manipulation of the Law-Everyone in your party gets a huge buff that deals double damage...except that it kills one person randomly for payment...just like the legal system does.

Eviction Notice-makes every not boss mob in the dungeon leave for not paying the govt their cut.

Money Throw-main damage dealer...the more money the lawyer has, the more damage this deals

Habeas Corpus-revives a party member

Gavel Throw-Takes the judges gavel and throws it...50% chance to kill a normal mob instantly.

Copyright infringement-Makes people with the same gear as you die instantly, friendly or enemy.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

It would be... Post your examples. If the answers are crazy enough I might get into the game

Pencil Pusher
Avaliable to all races on Alliance.
Clothes: Various types of button shirts and dress pants, the females wear skirts as well. Pocket protectors help with magic, and staplers help with Warriors.

Skills:
Lawsuit- An Epic move where the enemy gets all his stats lowered and is until a court hearing clears him with a restraining order.
Restraining Order: Immunity to all attacks for a limited time.
The Watercooler: Summons a watercooler that increases the mana and health of any Pencil Pushers in the area. The Pencil pushers can chat and talk about world events as if they care and calmly debate over whether or not the papers were due Tuesday or Wednesday.

It doesn't have to be as long as this of course, but hey, post away.

That's fucking freaky, I was going to suggest some sort of class that sues enemies to make tons of gold xD
As for my idea...well, I don't have one.

 

[wrecker77]

The lone wanderer.
(avalible to all races)

fat man: fire mini nuclear bombs
politics: piss of the world causing nuclear apocolipse
Jackass: act like a douche to all npc's
MIRV: win game forever.

 

[Typhusoid]

Ninja-Pirate

Avaliable to Tauren only.

Skills: Kill anything instantly as the sheer power of your awesomeness destroys the space time conitnuum

 

[Crapster]

Brewmaster, just like the hero from the Warcraft III expansion.

 

[Vimbert]

Brewmaster, just like the hero from the Warcraft III expansion.

They all get special buffs during Brewfest, of course.

 

[IamQ]

Spy.

 

[Captain Lag]

I thought the bard from that april fools joke they pulled last year would have been fun to play as, and actually make me good at pvp. Too bad it was a joke.

As for a new class:

Rock
Does stuff rocks do. Best tank in the game and best everything else also because it can't die or attack but enemies feel compelled to attack it.

 

[Vimbert]

I thought the bard from that april fools joke they pulled last year would have been fun to play as, and actually make me good at pvp. Too bad it was a joke.

As for a new class:

Rock
Does stuff rocks do. Best tank in the game and best everything else also because it can't die or attack but enemies feel compelled to attack it.

For a taunt, it can chisel itself into an unflattering caricature of whatever boss/mob is targeted.

 

[TaborMallory]

Any unit from the zerg race.

 

[Zorg Machine]

Stripper: only available for the attractive races. may only wear class specific cloth armor and uses stiletto heals and seduction spells as weapons. can get 50% off on all purchases by using the spell "Lap dance"

Hooker: exactly the same as stripper but only has one attack: mace and only two spells: call pimp and sell yourself (very useful, makes all humanoids give you all their loot and exp without endangering you) also differs from stripper because they can get 100% off on purchases using the spell "**** for money"

(hope I don't get banned for this)

 

[Vimbert]

Stripper: only available for the attractive races. may only wear class specific cloth armor and uses stiletto heals and seduction spells as weapons. can get 50% off on all purchases by using the spell "Lap dance"

Hooker: exactly the same as stripper but only has one attack: mace and only two spells: call pimp and sell yourself (very useful, makes all humanoids give you all their loot and exp without endangering you) also differs from stripper because they can get 100% off on purchases using the spell "**** for money"

(hope I don't get banned for this)

Ughhh... You've brought back unpleasant memories of getting requested to cyber for gold while on my female Blood Elf toon.