If WoW Could have a new Class...
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Barbarian (Robert E Howard style)
Not the screaming idiot most games portray them as, but the intuitive warrior in touch with feral instincts who survives by both strength and cunning.
Races available: Alliance: Human, Dwarf. Horde: Orc, Troll, Tauren.
Abilities: Similar to warrior, but limited to cloth, leather and chain. Stealth. (and my favorite) Movement not limited by terrain (reach those cool places you always wanted to climb to in the old world or stand on top of Stormwind Keep)! They should be very good at burst damage on multiple targets.
Not the screaming idiot most games portray them as, but the intuitive warrior in touch with feral instincts who survives by both strength and cunning.
Races available: Alliance: Human, Dwarf. Horde: Orc, Troll, Tauren.
Abilities: Similar to warrior, but limited to cloth, leather and chain. Stealth. (and my favorite) Movement not limited by terrain (reach those cool places you always wanted to climb to in the old world or stand on top of Stormwind Keep)! They should be very good at burst damage on multiple targets.
Berserker!: Available only to people who quit playing WoW before The Frozen Throne, but after Burning Crusade. All races. Can wear a new kind of armor: Shreaded.
Moves:
Berserker Scream: Yells out Berserker!, making all other players crap themselves and cry in the corner.
Labotimizer: Picks someone up by their throat and raises them in the air with one arm, then bear palm right to the face.
Tough Skin: Immune to anything that decreases movement speed.
Bad reaction to Simochi (cookie for the reference): changes all damaging magic done to the Berserker! to healing magic.
Addict Proof: The most powerful ability that will be nerfed after one day of playing: the ability to stop playing WoW whenever you want and go do something else.
Moves:
Berserker Scream: Yells out Berserker!, making all other players crap themselves and cry in the corner.
Labotimizer: Picks someone up by their throat and raises them in the air with one arm, then bear palm right to the face.
Tough Skin: Immune to anything that decreases movement speed.
Bad reaction to Simochi (cookie for the reference): changes all damaging magic done to the Berserker! to healing magic.
Addict Proof: The most powerful ability that will be nerfed after one day of playing: the ability to stop playing WoW whenever you want and go do something else.
I think they should bring in the Goblin-Tinker and the Brewmaster as classes.
*Goblin/Gnome Tinker*
Requirements: Must have one character with maxed out engineering.
Races Avaliable: Gnomes n' Goblins.
Starting Level: 50.
Skills:
*Mecha-Gnome/Goblin: You use a special device to creeate a mechanical armor around yourself, turning you into a giant tank.
*Clockwork Factory: You throw an inflatable clockwork factory on the ground that manufactures several clockwork goblins/gnomes that attack and explode on enemies.
*Engineering Prowess: Your skills in engineering give you all of the recipies and reduced costs on supplies.
*Brewmaster*
Requirements: ?????
Races Avaliable: FUCKING PANDAREN!
Starting Level: 50.
Skills:
*Drunken Haze: You vomit all the alcohol that you have ingested upon your enemies, leaving them blinded, and highly flammable.
*Breath of Fire: You exhale flammable alchohol, setting your eneimes on fire. If you previously used Drunken Haze upon them, then Breath of Fire does more damage.
*Storm, Earth, and Fire: Splits the Brewmaster into elements, forming 3 specialized warriors. If any of them survive until the end of their summoned timer, the Brewmaster is reborn.
*Goblin/Gnome Tinker*
Requirements: Must have one character with maxed out engineering.
Races Avaliable: Gnomes n' Goblins.
Starting Level: 50.
Skills:
*Mecha-Gnome/Goblin: You use a special device to creeate a mechanical armor around yourself, turning you into a giant tank.
*Clockwork Factory: You throw an inflatable clockwork factory on the ground that manufactures several clockwork goblins/gnomes that attack and explode on enemies.
*Engineering Prowess: Your skills in engineering give you all of the recipies and reduced costs on supplies.
*Brewmaster*
Requirements: ?????
Races Avaliable: FUCKING PANDAREN!
Starting Level: 50.
Skills:
*Drunken Haze: You vomit all the alcohol that you have ingested upon your enemies, leaving them blinded, and highly flammable.
*Breath of Fire: You exhale flammable alchohol, setting your eneimes on fire. If you previously used Drunken Haze upon them, then Breath of Fire does more damage.
*Storm, Earth, and Fire: Splits the Brewmaster into elements, forming 3 specialized warriors. If any of them survive until the end of their summoned timer, the Brewmaster is reborn.
I got one. It is available to all classes and all races. Basically anyone playing the game can become one. All you have to do is keep playing.
This class is: Virgin.
Skills: Immune to all types of social events.
Weakness to sunlight.
Immune to all STDs including pregnancy.
Bonus Stats: -10 to hygiene.
+15 to weight.
+25 to acne.
So keep playing. More girls for the rest of us.
This class is: Virgin.
Skills: Immune to all types of social events.
Weakness to sunlight.
Immune to all STDs including pregnancy.
Bonus Stats: -10 to hygiene.
+15 to weight.
+25 to acne.
So keep playing. More girls for the rest of us.
Ascended being:
Gear: Cloth
Skills: Can retake human form at will, nigh omnipotent in ascended form which is pure energy
Role: Caster, close range healer, technological adept
Main stat: Intellect
What is the ascended being from? If you know you get a cookie!!!
Gear: Cloth
Skills: Can retake human form at will, nigh omnipotent in ascended form which is pure energy
Role: Caster, close range healer, technological adept
Main stat: Intellect
What is the ascended being from? If you know you get a cookie!!!
Who else is going to rescue your woman from a bear?! I barbarian? A bard? NO! A lumberjack!high_castle said:I can't be the only one thinking Lumberjack...
One more:
Delicious Pot Roast
(Available to Tauren only)
The greatest healer in the game, taking a bit of this guy will max out your health for the next few hours, but you'll fall asleep after due to the otis. They have a spell that freezes them self so that they can fight another day, no armor needed except for the spicevest.
Delicious Pot Roast
(Available to Tauren only)
The greatest healer in the game, taking a bit of this guy will max out your health for the next few hours, but you'll fall asleep after due to the otis. They have a spell that freezes them self so that they can fight another day, no armor needed except for the spicevest.
I think you just described a paladin. (ok so we don't have 4X the health but we can bubble and heal)DarthPeanut said:
Kind of a mashup of some ideas for classes I had when I started this thread a while back:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.116811#2193212
Name: Courier
Races: All but Night Elves and Tauren
Armor: Cloth
Weapons: Fist weapons only
Base stats: Agility +3, Strength +1
Spells:
Winged Feet (1.5 second cast)= Increase movement speed by 20% for 10 minutes (does not stack) (10 minute cooldown)
Intense Focus (instant cast)= Cancels all stun, fear, and charm effects on self (3 minute cooldown)
Urgency (instant cast)= Cancels all movement impairing effects on self (3 minute cooldown)
Parlay (instant cast)= Can only be cast when health is <25%, ends combat, instantly un-flags user for PvP. User cannot attack or be attacked by any mob or player for 10 minutes. User cannot gather or use objects while affected. User cannot be healed/restore mana while affected. User is flagged for PvP when effect expires. (cannot be used in battlegrounds) (1 hour cooldown)
Passive abilities:
Animal Affinity= Half price mount training
Leaping Mount= Mounts are instant casts
Hard Riding= Speed while mounted increased by an additional 15%(20%/25%/30% with talents) (does not stack)
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.116811#2193212
Name: Courier
Races: All but Night Elves and Tauren
Armor: Cloth
Weapons: Fist weapons only
Base stats: Agility +3, Strength +1
Spells:
Winged Feet (1.5 second cast)= Increase movement speed by 20% for 10 minutes (does not stack) (10 minute cooldown)
Intense Focus (instant cast)= Cancels all stun, fear, and charm effects on self (3 minute cooldown)
Urgency (instant cast)= Cancels all movement impairing effects on self (3 minute cooldown)
Parlay (instant cast)= Can only be cast when health is <25%, ends combat, instantly un-flags user for PvP. User cannot attack or be attacked by any mob or player for 10 minutes. User cannot gather or use objects while affected. User cannot be healed/restore mana while affected. User is flagged for PvP when effect expires. (cannot be used in battlegrounds) (1 hour cooldown)
Passive abilities:
Animal Affinity= Half price mount training
Leaping Mount= Mounts are instant casts
Hard Riding= Speed while mounted increased by an additional 15%(20%/25%/30% with talents) (does not stack)
I created a psionic/psychic-based class a few years back.
The idea was that you start your Arbiter out versatile but specialize it in one of three different talent trees:
AUGMENTATION = defense, support
MANIPULATION = support, utility
PRETERNATURAL = combat, DPS
I'll see if I can dig up my old writings from some years back (they're in my closet somewhere), and if I find them I'll post some of the Arbiter abilities here.
I chose the name Arbiter for no real reason. One guy pointed out that Arbiter apparently means "judge", which I think is appropriate, given that the Arbiter is a psychically-focused class and obviously a telepathic person will know whether you are guilty or innocent. So it kind of fits. I guess you could say the Arbiter is condemning those evil Alliance Paladins to death for innumerable counts of manslaughter against the Horde.
(Yes, I have a low opinion of Alliance Paladins. So sue me.)
The idea was that you start your Arbiter out versatile but specialize it in one of three different talent trees:
AUGMENTATION = defense, support
MANIPULATION = support, utility
PRETERNATURAL = combat, DPS
I'll see if I can dig up my old writings from some years back (they're in my closet somewhere), and if I find them I'll post some of the Arbiter abilities here.
I chose the name Arbiter for no real reason. One guy pointed out that Arbiter apparently means "judge", which I think is appropriate, given that the Arbiter is a psychically-focused class and obviously a telepathic person will know whether you are guilty or innocent. So it kind of fits. I guess you could say the Arbiter is condemning those evil Alliance Paladins to death for innumerable counts of manslaughter against the Horde.
(Yes, I have a low opinion of Alliance Paladins. So sue me.)
Created back when I played it and was hoping to see Naga as the new mystery fifth Horde race:
Sea Witch
Races: Naga, Undead
Weapons: Bows, Staffs, Wands, Tridents
Talent Trees: Negation, Preservation, Water Familiars
Transfer Blessing- Moves all buffs on one target to caster.
Gather Blessing- Same as Transfer Blessing, but moves all buffs on any character within a 400 radius to the caster.
Transfer Curse- Moves all debuffs on caster to one target.
Gather Curse- Same as Transfer Curse, but moves all debuffs on any character within a 400 radius to the target.
Purge- Removes all buffs and debuffs on one target.
Tornado- Removes one target from battle for 4 seconds. They cannot move, attack, or be attacked.
Spell Eater- Summons 'Spell Eater' orb as a pet. The next 2 Spells used by anyone within a 300 radius are absorbed, and half the mana/energy/rage used to cast them sent to the Sea Witch as mana.
Ability Eater- Same thing as Spell Eater, except for physical abilities.
Oxygen Bubble- Generates a 400 radius bubble around caster while underwater. All allies within the bubble cannot drown.
Time Lock- Resets one target to whatever status and HP they were in 5 seconds ago. This can be used as a revive if the character died less than 5 seconds ago.
There's more than these but you get the idea. Basically a 'meta' anti-caster hero who can also generate an 'Eater' orb, Mur'gul or another sea creature as a pet. Would likely include variants of Medusa's 'Mana Shield' from Dota as well.
Sea Witch
Races: Naga, Undead
Weapons: Bows, Staffs, Wands, Tridents
Talent Trees: Negation, Preservation, Water Familiars
Transfer Blessing- Moves all buffs on one target to caster.
Gather Blessing- Same as Transfer Blessing, but moves all buffs on any character within a 400 radius to the caster.
Transfer Curse- Moves all debuffs on caster to one target.
Gather Curse- Same as Transfer Curse, but moves all debuffs on any character within a 400 radius to the target.
Purge- Removes all buffs and debuffs on one target.
Tornado- Removes one target from battle for 4 seconds. They cannot move, attack, or be attacked.
Spell Eater- Summons 'Spell Eater' orb as a pet. The next 2 Spells used by anyone within a 300 radius are absorbed, and half the mana/energy/rage used to cast them sent to the Sea Witch as mana.
Ability Eater- Same thing as Spell Eater, except for physical abilities.
Oxygen Bubble- Generates a 400 radius bubble around caster while underwater. All allies within the bubble cannot drown.
Time Lock- Resets one target to whatever status and HP they were in 5 seconds ago. This can be used as a revive if the character died less than 5 seconds ago.
There's more than these but you get the idea. Basically a 'meta' anti-caster hero who can also generate an 'Eater' orb, Mur'gul or another sea creature as a pet. Would likely include variants of Medusa's 'Mana Shield' from Dota as well.
