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RowdyRukia

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it's ridiculous!! when irl, people call me a geek or nerd when i'm talking about the specs of a game that i love...is that all they got?! "You're such a nerd"...umm i dont take that as an insult. when playing XBL, i cant help but roll my eyes at the crazy immaturity going on. i mean how much tea bagging can you do to your enemy?? do they know how perverted they look?! /sigh, anyways, people need to think of some new insults, cuz i'm not impressed.
 

ShadeOfRed

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Damn it is annoying. Hilarious though. Funny as all hell when a female shows up. So much sorry saying after the kill her.

RowdyRukia said:
it's ridiculous!! when irl, people call me a geek or nerd when i'm talking about the specs of a game that i love...is that all they got?! "You're such a nerd"...umm i dont take that as an insult. when playing XBL, i cant help but roll my eyes at the crazy immaturity going on. i mean how much tea bagging can you do to your enemy?? do they know how perverted they look?! /sigh, anyways, people need to think of some new insults, cuz i'm not impressed.
Well high five to that! Same thing with the morons in my class. Same Loser/Nerd/Geek/Get a Life stuff. The only 'original' thing I've been called is an Ass *****.
And try to level up your grammar stat a bit. Capitals are all you need.
 

mshcherbatskaya

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Maybe we should start brainstorming more creative alternatives to throw back at them. I use the term "asshat" fairly reflexively in conversation, i.e. a person who has his or her head up their ass and is therefore wearing it as a hat. A friend of mine likes the word "cockwaffle." I called someone, not online, a "needle-dick bugfucker" once. That worked pretty well.

ShadeofRed said:
And try to level up your grammar stat a bit.
Agreed. Not pointing at anyone specific but--

i realize that sum ppl who send a lot of time in chat get in the habit of using abbrev wrds and no caps cuz its faster
and also hitting enter after evry sentence
just habit or sumthin u no? lol

However, here you are not trying to fire off an order to a party member or request a heal in the minimum number of keystrokes. No one on this board is going to shoot you or cut your head off if you take the extra second or two to capitalize, punctuate, and spellcheck your posts. Quite the opposite, really. Style and clarity, not speed, is of the essence here. So kick back, relax, and learn to enjoy the finer points of written English. You will find there is a payoff, not only in these forums, where a well-phrased opinion will earn you a certain amount of respect, but also in real life, where the intelligence you display in your spoken and written words will increase your chances of success in whatever path you take.

(I know someone is going to find a spelling or grammar error in this. If you do, I will humbly submit to a hearty round of "stfu stuk up bitcch!!!!1")
 

Yan-Yan

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Personally, I'm aggravated by any use of 'gay, ******, fag, queer' and any subsect spelling of those. Especially when the person doing it claims that it's so it doesn't offend. I had someone use "ghey" instead of "gay" as an insult, and when I questioned it, it was so "those fags can't get offended by it".

So I tend to go out of my way to remind them that the '******' just kicked their ass, or saved their ass, depending on the situation.
 

scoHish

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To be honest, I get a kick out of the many creative ways 8 year olds combine swears into memerable lines such as:
"Ass whore"
"Fag tard"
and best of all
"Boner head"

Sure, its annoying after a while. But at the end of the day, its all about Mr. Mute Button. Or better yet take your headset off...I think you'll survive.
 

propertyofcobra

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mshcherbatskaya said:
However, here you are not trying to fire off an order to a party member or request a heal in the minimum number of keystrokes. No one on this board is going to shoot you or cut your head off if you take the extra second or two to capitalize, punctuate, and spellcheck your posts. Quite the opposite, really. Style and clarity, not speed, is of the essence here. So kick back, relax, and learn to enjoy the finer points of written English. You will find there is a payoff, not only in these forums, where a well-phrased opinion will earn you a certain amount of respect, but also in real life, where the intelligence you display in your spoken and written words will increase your chances of success in whatever path you take.

(I know someone is going to find a spelling or grammar error in this. If you do, I will humbly submit to a hearty round of "stfu stuk up bitcch!!!!1")
Well, frankly, I never even used leetspeak in the middle of heated battle. If I can't type out "Flanking right" or "Need healing, someone take aggro from me!", I deserve death.
 

redstar alpha

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"Hey do you guys ride fuckin kanagaroos around and eat wombats?"

"Let's put another shrimp on the barbie"

I have heaps of fun on XBL. [/sarcasm]

But I suppose it's something you should come to expect with the average mental age of players being under 12.
the best two that have had thrown at me where these gems

an american apone learning i am scotish(and fucking proud!) "hay british have a cup of tea and brush your teeth"

and another gem when a group of english three year olds heared one of my friends call me by my real name(whitch is fergus) they then started to say really weird things that didnt make sense like "hay fergus your mum is calling you" and other variesons on that witch wherent even mum jokes. the really strange thing was that all the other time people have heard my real name online they have just started talking to me with that, whitch is kind of nice that people can be adult.

p.s. all you need to do is find a server with a good host, i once got in to a game of only scots and after ten minutes i had ten new people on my freinds list.
 

redstar alpha

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in defence of teabagging some times when a player has sniped you ten times in a row and you finally get the drop on him it to great a moment to let pass by with out making sure he knows you out smarted him.

and hear is the perfect comeback to any pre-pubesent boys that insult you "well that may be but at least my balls have dropped" works every time
 

John Galt

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JakubK666 said:
Yeah but if there's a good player camping, he'll have a K/D of 30:5.That's why I hate CoD4.That's the first game that literally encourages camping.
It's a legitimate strategy. In a battle, who would live the longest? The one who rushes in guns a blazin' seeking glory and prestige, or the one who sits back and lets those in the guns a blazin' category come to them. The reason they've got such lovely ratios is because they're patient and are using a realistic and logical strategy. While it doesn't make for exciting shootouts, it forces you to pay attention when you blunder into a room or walk around a corner.
 

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redstar alpha said:
i am scottich(and fucking proud!)
If you were proud of being Scottish, as I am, you'd know how to spell your own race correctly.

On topic, this is one of the reasons that I don't play online games. There needs to be a minimum age limit to play or some kind of test. For example, if you can't name all the members of the A-Team AND their actual names (not just their nicknames) then you can't get on the internet or on online games.
 

Saskwach

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John Galt said:
JakubK666 said:
Yeah but if there's a good player camping, he'll have a K/D of 30:5.That's why I hate CoD4.That's the first game that literally encourages camping.
It's a legitimate strategy. In a battle, who would live the longest? The one who rushes in guns a blazin' seeking glory and prestige, or the one who sits back and lets those in the guns a blazin' category come to them. The reason they've got such lovely ratios is because they're patient and are using a realistic and logical strategy. While it doesn't make for exciting shootouts, it forces you to pay attention when you blunder into a room or walk around a corner.
QFT
Campers wouldn't be so bad if someone who knew a counterstrategy stopped running about like a headless chicken and flushed him out. Beaten by a camper? You either didn't try to flush him out fast enough (so don't really want to win) or you didn't know the specific anti-camper strategy for his camping position (don't deserve to win).
 

Kogarian

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Saskwach said:
John Galt said:
JakubK666 said:
Yeah but if there's a good player camping, he'll have a K/D of 30:5.That's why I hate CoD4.That's the first game that literally encourages camping.
It's a legitimate strategy. In a battle, who would live the longest? The one who rushes in guns a blazin' seeking glory and prestige, or the one who sits back and lets those in the guns a blazin' category come to them. The reason they've got such lovely ratios is because they're patient and are using a realistic and logical strategy. While it doesn't make for exciting shootouts, it forces you to pay attention when you blunder into a room or walk around a corner.
QFT
Campers wouldn't be so bad if someone who knew a counterstrategy stopped running about like a headless chicken and flushed him out. Beaten by a camper? You either didn't try to flush him out fast enough (so don't really want to win) or you didn't know the specific anti-camper strategy for his camping position (don't deserve to win).
Um...okay. Now let's look at this from the real perspective. Sometimes its hard to know if someone was camping or just happened to be in that spot for that single kill and moved on (possibly they just got done reloading), so you probably won't go back to the same spot everytime you die just to find out. I personally kill campers, but I usually have to get killed by them at least once because my team-mates have never, not once, told me where a camper is located. I have to deal with it myself, or hope one of my comrades listen to me when I tell them where a guys camping.

As for it being a legitimate strategy, that's not true for gaming. If everyone sat around, there would be no game. It's a good strategy in the real world because at least one group of armed forces would be the 'invaders' and would be forced to advance by their chain of command or face charges of treason, while the defenders would find good cover and hope not to be flanked. But in a video game, there would be nothing forcing you to advance.
 

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Syrio Forel said:
Ha one day I decided to make my handle on CSS "Gray Prince" who is a character from a book. It was pretty astounding how many people called me "Gay Prince". I guess I never really thought of the consequences of the name in Counter Strike with so many angry 12 year olds yearning for attention. I changed my handle the very same day.
+10 man points for the coolest character from Oblivion. Ever.
 

Action_Bastard

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My friend won't let me use his mic when playing CoD 4 anymore because he's lost several live friends because I made them cry with nothing other than trash talk. Ok, it was only one person but it was still funny as shit.
 

Sibbo

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There is nothing better to ruin css then getting on a large server of de_dust 2 and having pre-pubescent boys screaming into their mikes at you, or even at others we still all endure it. And i dont like to generlize (they are the devils work) but generally it is this group who do it, and it is always ******, jew, ******, ****, pussie or dickhead always never any variation. wait sorry my mistake there are ya mum jokes, i hate those especially when done by someone trying to think them up while they're saying them.
 

neems

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Playing an awful lot of Cod4 online (PC), as I do, the thing that really gets me is the constant 'fucking noob [insert gun that killed you here]-er'. Now I have my pet hates - I don't like the grenade launcher, not a big P90 fan either - but give it a rest. We all know that some weapons are annoying, but having 86 people decry the use of 13 different weapons during the course of one map makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon.

Apparently, if you can kill somebody with it, it's overpowered. Perhaps you should consider playing Viva Pinata instead? (Fucking noob watering canner).
 

sirdanrhodes

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Kogarian said:
I'm getting tired of hearing idots yell the n-word and homosexual slurs into the mike. And even though I'm an atheist, it just pisses me off when people use 'Jew' as an insult.

I've actually been in several games where nearly everyone was screaming insults into the mike, and as I didn't feel like muting everyone, I just backed-out and found calmer people to play with.

Last night I was playing on CoD4. I found a safe place where I could reload after a firefight, and apperently it was some camper's spot. He got pissed and kept calling me a 'retard.' It makes me wonder how many idiots there are in the world and wether people should actually have to pass some test before they're allowed to play online with others.
I thought COD4 was random respawn points, so it couldnt be a spawn camping point.