If you burst into the above avatars house...

[xmbts]

I'd catch Bender driving with his ass, that's the best thing I ever saw.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd catch her filming Bender doing that.

 

[xmbts]

I'd catch him watching all the strange things I record on the internet.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd catch her preparing for the real Noodle's eventual return.

 

[xmbts]

I'd catch him playing with some weapons he stole from my room.

 

[TheDoctor455]

These are yours?

I thought they were Cylon weapons.
You can have them back now.

She's looking at me rather cross.

 

[xmbts]

He's mistaking me for one of those clunky, shiny robots.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's catching up on Battlestar Galactica lore.

 

[xmbts]

He's being incorrect, I do know small bits of it. No characters though. And I'm very hazy on the plot.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's admitting that she has a problem. That's the first step.

 

[xmbts]

He's making fun of me for being short.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's misunderstanding me.

 

[xmbts]

He's misunderstanding that that had nothing to do with what he said above.

 

[TheDoctor455]

He's making fun of me for being short.

She's accusing me of making fun of her for arbitrary conditions imposed on her at birth.
I'd never do that.

And she's doing that just to push my buttons again.

And she has yet to realize that I stopped caring that she's doing that.

 

[xmbts]

He's doing...things, suspicious...things.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's checking her weapons out.

 

[xmbts]

He put sparkly stickers on them.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She painted a Jar-Jar Binks picture on me for some reason.

 

[xmbts]

He's making more silly accusations.

*Hides painting*

 

[TheDoctor455]

He's making more silly accusations.

*Hides painting*

You painted the pic of Jar Jar on MY body.
How can you possibly hide that from me?