If you came with a user manual what would it say?
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I'm not sure what it would say now, but as a child I have a very good idea
1. Will not sleep, don't bother trying to make it
2. Life is a million questions, it will ask everyone
3. The answer "You'll find out when your older" will not satisfy.
4. Don't attempt to argue, just a quick spank and it'll shut up
5. I will repeat Do Not Argue It will find some flaw.
6. High Metabolism = Many grocery trips.
7. Canada was a good choice, because health care is free
8. Just because it's quiet doesn't mean he's not thinking the answer
9. Self Learning
1. Will not sleep, don't bother trying to make it
2. Life is a million questions, it will ask everyone
3. The answer "You'll find out when your older" will not satisfy.
4. Don't attempt to argue, just a quick spank and it'll shut up
5. I will repeat Do Not Argue It will find some flaw.
6. High Metabolism = Many grocery trips.
7. Canada was a good choice, because health care is free
8. Just because it's quiet doesn't mean he's not thinking the answer
9. Self Learning
"Runs on Breakfast Bars and Watermelon chunks. If placed within 10 feet of a drum kit may cause excessive amounts of noise, same applies to stereo systems or computers with speakers.
1. Careful Highly Awesome
2. If you wish to argue then please have a ambulance ready
3. If you are female and sexually attractive then engage in sexual entercourse as much as possible
4. Thinks alot so please do not open head for your own sanity
5. If depressed then feed it money
6. It eats alot so please make sure you give it variety in food
7. Do not try to prove it wrong any attempt could cause extreme internal bleeding
8. If it's quiet then leave it
9. When it reaches 23 then please hide in a bunker since it shall be ruling the world by that time
2. If you wish to argue then please have a ambulance ready
3. If you are female and sexually attractive then engage in sexual entercourse as much as possible
4. Thinks alot so please do not open head for your own sanity
5. If depressed then feed it money
6. It eats alot so please make sure you give it variety in food
7. Do not try to prove it wrong any attempt could cause extreme internal bleeding
8. If it's quiet then leave it
9. When it reaches 23 then please hide in a bunker since it shall be ruling the world by that time
- assembly required
- lazy if assembled incorrectly
-less lazy but still lazy if assembled correctly
- lazy if assembled incorrectly
-less lazy but still lazy if assembled correctly
1. Assembly not required
2. Push any bottoms will active ***** mode.
3. Don't push bottom ***** mode will active.
4' Leave allow if it is alone
5. Do NOT argue with it
6. Highly addictive
7. Run away or you will die
8. Can not be shut down
9. HAVE A NICE DAY ((NO REFUNDS))
2. Push any bottoms will active ***** mode.
3. Don't push bottom ***** mode will active.
4' Leave allow if it is alone
5. Do NOT argue with it
6. Highly addictive
7. Run away or you will die
8. Can not be shut down
9. HAVE A NICE DAY ((NO REFUNDS))
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Don't you hate those manuals with no English?
Don't you hate those manuals with no English?
