If you came with a warning label it would say......

[Narfo]

"Warning: Do NOT press button labeled 'Berserk'. EVER."
or
"Do not give 'driving advice'. He drives JUST FINE."

 

[Triscut900]

don't get it wet
don't feed after midnight
don't expose to sunlight

 

[jpblade666]

Danger: May cause anal leakage.

 

[imperialwar]

Warning: Not for use by the general public.
Warning: Not for use by persons with an IQ under 100, or persons under the age of 25.

 

[mastermerrick]

Warning: This product contains large amounts of STEAMPUNK. Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

1. 1.Addiction to Abney Park, Vernian Proccess, Clockwork Quartet or Doctor Steel.
   
   2.Repeated readings of the Westerfeld novels Leviathan and Behemoth.
   
   3.Redecoration of house, valuables, pets, etc. in a NeoVictorian style.
   
   4.Overwhelming desire to dress as a cross between Victorian aristocracy and an engineer fron the same period.
   
   5.The belief that you yourself are in a NeoVictorian world.

If symptoms persist for more the 7 days, please consult any doctor other that Doctor Steel.

 

[GraveeKing]

Warning: May cause death, nuclear winter, insults to your mother.
DO NOT IN ANY CASE PICK UP.

 

[Bassman_2]

Caution: Prone to depression when not given attention. May eat all your food.

 

[Syntax Error]

Warning. Preposterous levels of testosterone. PREPOSTERONE!!!!

OR

Warning: iytsdahdaytedjhdgatsr

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

Danger! High voltage!


What can I say, I'm just that good.

 

[Dango]

"Warning: Prone to crying and loneliness."

 

[Steve Lovell]

Warning: may eat kittens

 

[snowpuppy]

A sticker on my arse saying, EXIT ONLY.
not so much a warning but a notice.

 

[Aesir23]

I think mine would have to be...

"Warning: Connection between the brain and mouth is faulty."
"Warning: Health of contents prone to failure. Have a certified health official on speed dial."

 

[Sir Boss]

Warning: Highly caustic

OR

Warning: Extended interaction with product may case welts and bruises to appear on user, in which case discontinue use immediately put product back in box and seek medical attention

 

[Warlord211]

Warning: may become hostile. If product becomes hostile, hand him a controller and skyrim.

 

[Alphakirby]

Warning: Caution: Danger:Extremely User Unfriendly.

 

[The Lugz]

Warning: Contains NUTS, may become volatile if shaken or inverted or overheated, store between 17-19*C

also, http://xkcd.com/15/

 

[Spawny0908]

Warning: Can be moody and want to be alone at times

 

[Scarecrow]

Warning: Will light flammable and non flammable objects. Use at own risk.

 

[Kraj]

"For Adult use Only: Keep out of Reach of Children."