If you came with a warning label it would say......

[Shifty Tortoise]

Warning: Volatile when shaken

It's true

 

[oreopizza47]

"Run."

Nothing else. Just sit there staring blankly while they read it, and start grinning when they look back at me. Don't explain myself, just slowly seem like I'm going crazy in front of them. And time how long it takes for them to run. It'd be a hell of a fun game, to watch and to play.

 

[0_Insomnis_0]

**WARNING**

This person is very outspoken, and has no filter. Not suitable for children under 18.

 

[DrStupid87]

Achtung: Somewhat amoral. Prone to fits of rage and baking cakes.

(By the way, anyone who knows a little german... Does "achtung" actually mean "warning"?)

 

[Ragsnstitches]

^^^ This way up ^^^

 

[mastermerrick]

Achtung: Somewhat amoral. Prone to fits of rage and baking cakes.

(By the way, anyone who knows a little german... Does "achtung" actually mean "warning"?)

I think that it is more along the lines of "ATTENTION." I see it used the same way, though.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

^^^^^^^^^^
This side up.

 

[Nuuu]

Warning: Prone to not doing much... sucker.

 

[briunj04]

Mine would say
"Oh god, I hope this message reaches someone... Help! I'm being locked in a cage with the lion and forced to write warning labels!"

 

[KanHanderan]

Warning: Will quote Yahtzee quotes for no reason, much to the confusion of the uninitiated.

 

[Blastinburn]

Warning: Has not matured, may contain fun.

 

[v3n0mat3]

WARNING: Gives lovely hugs.

 

[Rutskarn]

Consult doctor in case of erections lasting longer than four hours.

 

[Dr. Win]

Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause bouts of spontaneous awesome.
or (more seriously)
Warning: Is prone to start randomly sing snippets of "Party Rock Anthem". Everyday I'm shufflin'.

 

[Pegghead]

Don't set on fire.

 

[Monty McDougal]

Warning, Caution, and other words of danger: This tube contains a prototype government mercenary. Property of the Slovakian government. Programed to locate, hunt, and destroy all forms of Rap, Hip Hop, and Country singers and music, and Disney. It is necessary to destroy these for the betterment of mankind.
(That is a huge ass label.)

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Do not leave near unattended sugar based produce.

 

[Darth Rahu]

Warning: person is dangerously strong willed. Do not give good cause for vengeance.
Yeah it's true, that's the real danger.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

"Beware of hugs"

 

[jack583]

warning: magnetic field
i do create one...

or...
cation: phyco-jumpy