If you came with a warning label it would say......

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Lord Merik

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Warning: May be TOO REAL!

Warning: Loves to much.

Warning: Is too cool for school.

Warning: Will make you dangerously horny.

Warning: Is a perfect person.

Warning: If you read all of these you made me happy.
 

urluckyidunbeatu

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3 ideas, the first would be in Aramaic and would read "Warning: If you can read this you spent too much time learning Aramaic" the other idea would be in English and would say "Warning: Ingestion of contents is considered cannibalism and will not be greatly appreciated" the third would be "Warning: Contents have been proven to be omnipotent, I know exactly what you did last summer".
 

Otaku999

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Warning: Does not play well with swine
Warning: Do not have product within 9999 km of anything living
Warning: Feed with candy... or else
 

Dr Snakeman

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Danger, Danger: High Voltage.

[sub][sub]See what I did there?[/sub][/sub]

Alternately...

Warning: Product may be evil. And insane. Handle with extreme caution.
 

Riecharus

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Warning: Those in proximity of device are likely to be subject to extreme sarcasm at anytime.
 

ChildofGallifrey

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Warning: Will randomly break out into song.

Warning: Will make off the wall references to movies and people that you've probably never heard of.

Warning: If you say that District 9 was a terrible movie, then admit to only watching the first 20 minutes of it, make your peace with God.
 

Drafon

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Warning: This product will do multiple things that the user will need to be aware of:
Glomp lolis.
Swing swords.
Write horribly-written fanfiction (not all of it leslita).
Make horrible references.
Seem wildly insane.
Bring everyone's mood down at a time of the product's choosing.
 

Phantomess

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Warning: Contents become volatile when exposed to '80s rock music. Contents may start shaking violently, emit unsolicited bouts of singing and explode. On no account should direct contact be made with any band member of Bon Jovi without prior medical advice.

Alternatively:

Government controlled addictive substance. Please consult your medical practitioner before consumption.