If you came with a warning label it would say......

[Charvale]

Warning: Contents under extreme pressure, volitile when approached with drama.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Warning: Exposure to trigger words such as 'Daily Mail' or 'Fox News' may cause wild ranting.

Also, May eat your food.

 

[jimahaff]

Warning; do feed the animal.

 

[Febel]

Warning: Toxic levels of sarcasm present.

 

[SimpleJack]

Warning: Keep away from firearms, for prolonged exposure may cause bullet wounds.

 

[Duskflamer]

Warning: lacks tact in speech and cannot control tone of voice.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Warning: Product is highly sadistic and has jokes lethal to a 50 yard range to anyone not wearing proper safety equipment.
That or...
Only use in case of emergency.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Warning:

Object in sight is more volitale then it appears.

 

[Liham]

Warning: unstable substance.

 

[KefkaCultist]

WARNING: May _____ you in the _____ while Bill Clinton _____ a poodle with a ______ covered in ______ on a hot day.

That way some people will fill in the blacks with some twisted stuff and be mortified while others will put in funny stuff and laugh

EDIT: Also,

WARNING: Multiple personalities may make you A) laugh; B) scared; C) annoyed; D) Dead; or E) All of the Above.

 

[gravitii]

warning: likes hats

OR

Amityville asylum floor 2B
139275462300 and 1/3

 

[Zanderinfal]

Warning: For use in unhazerdous Environments.

 

[Johnny Impact]

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Contents:
42% Bitterness
20% Low Self-Worth
12% Anger
11% Excessive Criticism
10% Cynicism
4% Contrariness

Not a significant source of Joy, Hope, Satisfaction, or Fun.

Not recommended for human consumption.
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[Drtfgf5]

Warning: Unusually funny witty jokes.
HA HA
Or
Warning: That is all.

 

[AceAngel]

Warning: *******

Let them figure it out.

 

[Torrasque]

"Warning: Contents unstable when exposed to air"

Oh so very very true =|

 

[tehlordofmyownworld]

Danger: May emit hazardous levels of radiation.Extremely volatile.Long periods of exposure may cause death,spotaneous combustion, and/or being turned into a Radishe.

 

[TailstheHedgehog]

Warning: Does not shut up.

 

[Felgy76]

Warning: Contains natural gas under pressure. Do not dispose of in fire.