If you came with a warning label it would say......

[thecatsme0w]

Plays well with self

(and the captcha is Koran whetterl..I love those things sometimes)

 

[xeneficus]

Warning: Has been exposed to science
Side effects may include: Nausea, Vomiting, Cynicism, Depression, Social Anxiety, Self Destructive Tendencies, Indigestion, Uncontrollable Bowel Movements, N3rdiness, and Death

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I don't know, one for my pants that says "Contents under pressure"?

 

[-Dragmire-]

You break it, you buy it.

 

[CardinalPiggles]

Danger! Do not use without first getting subject drunk.

"Warning: Keep out of the reach of children"

Eww! pervert...

 

[Darius Brogan]

"Caution: I can kill you with my brain." Works for me.

or maybe.

"Warning: Periodic fits of Completely Rational Insanity."

 

[rapidoud]

Warning: Volatile is the word people are misspelling.

Danger! Do not use without first getting subject drunk.

"Warning: Keep out of the reach of children"

Eww! pervert...

Warning: Thinks pedobear is funny.

Actually though:

Warning: If your ranting is stupid, it will be argued against.

 

[Kevak]

Warning: Keep working computer with internet access near IT at all times, failure to do so will result in the mental corruption of IT over several months to the point of violent and nonsensical insanity, also may come with ADHD, OCD, and several other mental disorders that result in a unstable and unpredictable mental state, store in cold dark rooms with minimal contact with sentient beings to avoid incidents.

 

[CounterReproductive]

Warning: Irritant

Caution: Not suitable for women who are pregnant or who may become pregnant

 

[Xaio30]

Keep humid. May leak sarcasm in dry environments.

 

[TimeLord]

Warning: Refrain from reversing the polarity of the neutron flow!

 

[Tinman_1993]

Don't feed me after midnight and don't get me wet.

 

[annilator666]

do not touch or WARNING VOLATILE CONTENTS

 

[lumenadducere]

Warning: Very susceptible to naptime. Exercise extreme caution.

 

[TRR]

Warning: is capable of making a bad joke out of anything.

Seriously there are about 5 other posts I could have used but didn't because they are just plain awful.

 

[Fragged_Templar]

Warning: contents will induce craziness, do not open unless your mind has been properly fortified.

 

[whtkid6969]

"This end up" with arrows pointing every direction and below that "warning, may cause a minor case of serious confusion"

 

[William MacKay]

Warning: Contains 40% Sarcasm, 40% Cynicism, 20% Horniness.

 

[Dfskelleton]

"Warning: Whatever you do, do not under any circumstances p-"
It just cuts off there. It would confuse/frighten people possibly, and I enjoy doing those two things.