If you came with a warning label it would say......

[DarksideFlame]

Warning: Subject is a silly bastard

 

[spartandude]

Warning: Choking hazzard for under 16s

 

[Urazel]

Warning! Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. This product is not for everyone, consult your doctor before use.

 

[pyxelfish]

"Caution: Always read the label"

OR

"Store in a cool, dry place. Keep out of direct sunlight. Contents may have settled in transit. Once opened, use within three days. Avoid contact with eyes. If contact made, rinse immediately and seek medical attention."

 

[TheTim]

BEWARE OF DOG

 

[Abedecain]

"Warning, do not feed"

 

[BabyRaptor]

Warning: Often does not think before opening mouth.

 

[franconbean]

Warning: may induce Severe Clinical Depression

 

[Spy_Guy]

Warning: Class IV Laser Glare. Do not look directly into eyes.

 

[Your Fearless Captain]

Warning: Rotating blades. Three inch rule in effect

 

[CaptainTrilby]

Warning: May contain excessive ranting and nerdisms. Don't not store in a holy place and keep away from people with a sensitive disposition. May contain nuts.

 

[standokan]

"If you read this then I am already dead (etc)"

 

[Sepko]

Warning: Do not have close relations and confuse "you're" and "your" or "there", "they're" and "their" with this person if you still wish to live.

 

[General_Potatoes]

Warning: Something bad will happen.
All the good ones were taken.

 

[V TheSystem V]

Warning: Worries way, way, WAY too much about the littlest things.

Or Warning: He cares.

Or something.

 

[EGtodd09]

"Warning: Don't be a dick." Because if you're not a dick, no-one's got any problems.

 

[hensethe1]

Do not feed

 

[Brandon237]

Warning. Person may be prone too extreme Paranoia and OCD, please be aware not to stand behind person while he is on the computer and always leave the door closed in the room. Please note that rage can be incited by those he considers idiotic. Handle with care.

That is me, right there.
Also : if door remains open, it will likely be closed via the hurling of a sharp object.

Also: Batshit insane! Do not give sugar of laughing gas.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Warning: Keep away from small children and the elderly.
Or
Warning: Keep away from eyes, nose and mouth, wear safety goggles at all times
Or
Warning: Do not ingest
Or
Warning: Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of this product

I could keep going all day.

 

[GBlair88]

Contains nuts.