If you came with a warning label it would say......
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If I am being sarcastic about being sarcastic then I am, in fact, still being sarcastic.Snowy Rainbow said:
But are you being sarcastic about being sarcastically sarcastic? Is that sarcastic?RedEyesBlackGamer said:If I am being sarcastic about being sarcastic then I am, in fact, still being sarcastic.Snowy Rainbow said:
Tell and spoil the fun? Nah. Besides, I'm afraid that we are close to ripping a hole in reality if we continue delving ever deeper into the chaos of my mind.Snowy Rainbow said:But are you being sarcastic about being sarcastically sarcastic? Is that sarcastic?RedEyesBlackGamer said:If I am being sarcastic about being sarcastic then I am, in fact, still being sarcastic.Snowy Rainbow said:
[HEADING=1]WARNING![/HEADING] This machine contains several moving parts. Keep out of reach of children and pets.
Do not provoke this machine by 'being an asshat', as it has been armed and been programmed to destroy.
Do not shove into particle accelerators. This may create a black hole.
Do not eat. It is not tasty.
Do not look into the operational end of this machine. May result in the loss of eyes and dignity.
Do not attempt to create a relationship, no matter how friendly, with the machine. This machine does not know love.
Be sure to recharge regularly by plugging it into the nearest power outlet and letting it rest. Failure to do so may void your warranty.
Do not show this machine provocative pictures of 'furry babes'. This causes the machine to short circuit in a rather peculiar manner.
Do not approach the machine if you have Mexican or Italian food. This will result in the loss of your food.
Do not allow this machine to operate heavy machinery. This causes the machine's destructive program to kick in.
Do not provoke this machine by 'being an asshat', as it has been armed and been programmed to destroy.
Do not shove into particle accelerators. This may create a black hole.
Do not eat. It is not tasty.
Do not look into the operational end of this machine. May result in the loss of eyes and dignity.
Do not attempt to create a relationship, no matter how friendly, with the machine. This machine does not know love.
Be sure to recharge regularly by plugging it into the nearest power outlet and letting it rest. Failure to do so may void your warranty.
Do not show this machine provocative pictures of 'furry babes'. This causes the machine to short circuit in a rather peculiar manner.
Do not approach the machine if you have Mexican or Italian food. This will result in the loss of your food.
Do not allow this machine to operate heavy machinery. This causes the machine's destructive program to kick in.
Here's one of my labels:
"DANGER: Product contains the following:
Ponies
Dead dwarves
Hidden Fun Stuff
DOOM!!!
Lightning (REAL LIGHTNING!)
Death
Power
Wisdom
Courage
Usage of 'TWSS'
(Minor) Insanity
Extreme Horniness
Bisexuality
Fur Pride
Explosive Substances
More Death
Misuse of product may cause brain damage, dismemberment, or death.*
Product is best handled by those who do not value their sanity or have already gone insane,
small-chested females within his age range, anybody who swings in his general direction,
fellow dwarf-slayers, fellow bronies, or [DATA MISPLACED]
(*In the event of misuse of product somehow causing almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed to tranquilize both the product and the mishandler.) Do not look into operational end of product, unless you want robot eyes or something."
That's pretty much the longest warning I've ever seen.
~Tom<3
"DANGER: Product contains the following:
Ponies
Dead dwarves
Hidden Fun Stuff
DOOM!!!
Lightning (REAL LIGHTNING!)
Death
Power
Wisdom
Courage
Usage of 'TWSS'
(Minor) Insanity
Extreme Horniness
Bisexuality
Fur Pride
Explosive Substances
More Death
Misuse of product may cause brain damage, dismemberment, or death.*
Product is best handled by those who do not value their sanity or have already gone insane,
small-chested females within his age range, anybody who swings in his general direction,
fellow dwarf-slayers, fellow bronies, or [DATA MISPLACED]
(*In the event of misuse of product somehow causing almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed to tranquilize both the product and the mishandler.) Do not look into operational end of product, unless you want robot eyes or something."
That's pretty much the longest warning I've ever seen.
~Tom<3
Warning: Manipulative Substance Under Pressure.
Scrawled underneath in handwriting: This label cannot be trusted.
Scrawled underneath in handwriting: This label cannot be trusted.
Would you proclaim yourself a God?Fbuh said:
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Caution: Prolonged exposure to contents may induce headaches.
