If you came with a warning label it would say......

[Communist partisan]

"Warning, keep away from anything you don't want to get hurt!"

 

[Dingo John]

Warning: High risk of drunkenness and mean-spirited sarcasm.

 

[Kenko]

Warning : Lameness May Cause Cockblocking

 

[imnot]

Warning: stabs people when bored.
Which is always.

 

[Lewieroo0]

CATUON: May spontaneously combust lemons!

 

[Aedwynn]

Mine would read "CAUTION: WILD BORE. DO NOT ASK THIS PERSON ABOUT D&D!"

 

[olliefrom1990]

Warning: slutty camp and hyper do not Leave unsupervised.

 

[newdarkcloud]

Warning: Unusually high traces of sarcasm are present. Proceed at own risk.

 

[Aprilgold]

CAUTION: REQUIRES ENTERTAINMENT TO WORK PROPERLY!

 

[Tdc2182]

Warning; battery life unstable. May not work at randomized times.

It's funny because of my sporadic sleep schedule. It's 5:30 here, and I have yet to go to bed.

haha... funny...

 

[Hamish Durie]

"insert coin to begin"

 

[Private Custard]

Just because I'm mild mannered and fairly neutral until fucked with, I'd have to say this...

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Warning: Refrain from reversing the polarity of the nutron flow!

Awww, and you were so close.
Neutron, sweetie. Like neutral.
Actually, because of neutral.

 

[Scorpianhead]

Warning: content's hazardous if found please return to area 51...

 

[NinjaOnXTC]

Warning: Do no-----______

 

[Vangaurd227]

Warning: Post Hypnotic Suggestions Are Running the Ships Ashore

hahaha awesome this post just made my day

 

[NeosAntropos]

Warning! Hot tempered! Keep out of reach of illogical people.

 

[brunt32]

WARNING : Do not feed after midnight!

 

[Doclector]

Do not get wet.

Do not feed after midnight.

Do not expose to direct sunlight.