if you can chose how you would die what will it be?

[a stranger]

if you can chose how you would die what will it be?
please explain why

my answer is by sneaking into area51 finding all their secrets and in the escaped get gunned down by primitive terminators

i never said it had to be realistic

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

The specifics don't really matter, I'd just want it to be as messy and ugly as possible. I would leave behind a stain that would never come out.

 

[Handofpwn]

3 hookers in the back of a crashed limo while I was strung out on weed and in the middle of a four way while "Don't stop believin" by Journey plays on the limos stereo.

 

[MisterAnarchist]

I want to leave the world the way I entered it. Kicking, screaming, and covered in blood.

 

[Motti]

Strapped to the back of a rocket. That's the way for me!

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I want to go down fighting a bunch of radioactive nazi supermen and save the world.

Either that, or something bad enough to make me a Dark Hunter.

 

[mike1921]

.....if you mean choose anything, denieing the laws of physics, In Soul Eater fighting Chrona.

As for a way that could actually happen....something related to an orgy.

 

[traceur_]

having a heart attacking after fucking(ready for a list): my super hot home room teacher, angelina jolie, sarah chalke, pauly perrette(abby from NCIS), pam anderson, jennifer love hewitt, all the girls from playboy and some random jailbait.

ohh yehhh

 

[fulano]

With a beautiful brunette grinding down on my... ...rpg character and leveling it up(fuck you Lost Odyssey, just fuck you...), while I die horribly in a pool of my own piss and vomit in shame and alone.

 

[Aflamesdesire]

I want to die simple...
Struck by lightning
Twice

 

[Plauged1]

I would die from... The aura of my awesomeness? No, too bloody. Oh I know, I would drink a poison of some sort that will kill me in exactly 12 hours, and in those 12 hours, do extremely fun and awesome shit. Come to think of it, thats alot of shit to do...

 

[Ranis]

being mauled by a polar bear would be a pretty great way to go out

 

[Tattaglia]

This topic has been done to death - next time, use this wondrous, mystical device called "Le Search Button (d'Escapist)" Yeah, I know French. Ain't I awesome?

But I would enjoy to explode in a bright light - so bright, in fact, that most of the world is blinded... perfect for the THE TRIFFIDS' INEVITABLE ATTACK! Then I would like my ashes to be loaded into bullets and fired at the invading triffids.

I want to die simple...
Struck by lightning
Twice

You mean at the same time? Or would you prefer a period of time between the strikes so you have time to suffer from the grievous injuries you will receive from your first one?

 

[ManiacalZManiac]

I want to leave the world the way I entered it. Kicking, screaming, and covered in blood.

DAMN. o_o

I guess in my sleep. Call me old fashioned.

 

[Fenrir45]

I'll die in my sleep like my grandpa not screaming like the passengers in his car.

 

[Snake422]

I want to be thrown into Jupiter and as I past threw it I will behold a sight no man will ever see that I'm sure will be nothing short of amazing and then and only then will the weight of the planet's atmosphere crush me into the size of a thimble.

 

[Aleate]

This is how it would happen to me:
The world would be invaded by aliens. I would come up with a way to awesomely kill every single one of them, most likely somehow related to lightsabers and giant robots. Then, once every one of the aliens have been defeated, the lord of the world (most likely named Bob) will give me this huge, awesome medal. I would walk up to the stage, trip, and break my neck.
...
or realistically... death by orgasm.
PS: My first post W00T!!!

 

[bgkotka]

While jumping out of an airplane (with no parachute), which hopefully will suck me in to the engines where I'll become flying bloody parts.

 

[Jack_the_Ripper]

In a gunfight. And I don't mean the pansy ones these dumbass gangsters have everyonce in a while. I mean the whole firing two guns whilst jumping through the area john woo style. And of course, it wouldn't be in my first. Is it just me or do we really need some bloodsports in this world?